As summer draws to a close and the sweater-wearing weather of Autumn approaches, there’s only one more shot to get great air conditioning and even greater entertainment – at the movies!

This year’s September film haul is even better than three Septembers ago when we were treated to the most memorable movies of September in the illustrious history of September cinema.

Is the Pineapple Express bound to de-rail?

Is Bangkok really that dangerous?

Find out, right now, in this month’s Uninformed Movie Reviews!

Pineapple Express

All aboard! This computer-animated film starring exotic fruit and a talking train is Sony’s answer to Madagascar 2. The surly kiwi, voiced by Rosie O’Donnell, really steals the screen with lines like “My skin might be fuzzy but my memory is sharp as a tack!” Tom Hank’s pineapple voice-acting is dead-on to the pineapples that talk to me in my basement.
Thumb Score = A+

Tropic Thunder

Craaash, the clamor of lightning echoes throughout the Congo as Keanu Reeves risks life and limb to end the reign of the evil Dr. Weather. Is the jungle real? Is the weather real? Is Keanu Reeves real? Unfortunately, yes.
Thumb Score = C+

Bangkok Dangerous

Movie Dumpster. Who put Jon Lovitz in an action movie? Why does a movie about Bangkok take place on the moon? Why did my wife of thirteen years leave me? This film answers none of these questions.
Thumb Score = F

College

I think this film’s title is a typo because it’s actually a low budget how-to film on making collages. Rachael Ray is pleasant enough but I was really expecting a zany comedy romp about the hi-jinks of some unsuspecting college freshmen. But despite the confusion, I got a nice mother’s day gift out of the deal.
Thumb Score = Practical

Death Race

A chilling documentary following the hate crimes of a small group of white supremacists, this film makes American History X look like Reading Rainbow, which isn’t even a movie, that’s how powerful it is. Also, we find out what Edward Furlong has been up to all these years…
Thumb Score = B+

The House Bunny

Half house, half bunny, all action! This little known franchise from Dark Horse comics makes its big screen debut with Sigourney Weaver as a mild mannered businesswoman who is bitten by a radioactive bunny after watching her billionaire parents get murdered. Heath Ledger is a shoe-in for the Oscar with his striking portrayal of the evil villain, the Car Wolf.
Thumb Score = A-

***Classic Uninformed Review***

Blade Runner

Wesley Snipes’ hallmark vampire film has inspired countless clones since its historic release in 1982 but none capture its haunting cinematography and groundbreaking claymation. Although the special effects may look a bit dated, especially in the bloody laundromat scene, the hyper-speed shots of Blade running still send a chill down our collective spines.
Thumb Score = A+++