
That’s right, folks!
It’s now time to ring in the new year by hanging up your 2009 Floating Together calendars.
Impress guests.
Make hobos jealous.
Piss off those liberal, anti-calendar tree-huggers!
But mostly, laugh and enjoy the banter of unborn, deformed babies.
You weirdo!



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It’s weird that 12 months will go by and they still won’t be born. 3 months overdue is an issue.
where do i get said calendar????
Unfortunately, JD, the calendars are sold out! I’m sorry, man.
I literally mailed out the copy I saved for myself to somebody who really wanted one yesterday.
There is always 2010!!!
Maybe I’ll get one next year. Right now I’m enjoying my snazzy Andy Warhol calender. Isn’t that right Campbell’s Tomato Soup can?
Have you seen Wet Hot American Summer? It’s a movie with a talking can that is voiced by Jon Benjamin (Coach McGurk on Home Movies).
It’s magic.
I will in due time.