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Stumble itFlorida is evil. It is a hellmouth. The panhandle also known as Satan’s flaccid penis has once again spread its wings (Note: Satan’s penis is so evil, it has wings).
This week, a seven-year-old stole his grandmother’s SUV and crashed it into a ton of crap. His rationale? He wanted to do “hoodrat stuff” because “it’s fun to do bad things”.
Chop. Off. Florida.
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this is bullshit. that kid is a fucking bomb waiting to explode. THIN THE HERD!
I find it amazing how calm he is. He just shrugged the whole thing off, without any regrets. Silly boy.
That’s the allure of the taboo for you.
When he owns his first car his grandmother should take a joy ride of her own.
i dont blame the state of florida as much as i blame grand theft auto and take two interactive.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jack_Thompson_%28attorney%29
^Just another reason why Florida sucks.
The whole thing is reallllly funny, though. So I guess we need Florida for the sake of gathering the doom of humanity and centralizing it.
and for americanized salsa:
http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=LKKzP_ZuI7I&feature=related
that song rules. i don’t care who you are.
but yeah, the whole miami thing.
i love how that video only has 1,800 views.
no one likes gloria estefan.
as they shouldn’t.
that hags all washed up anyways.
she should be doing laundry in hotels instead.
“housekeeping”