June is like the Christmas of the summer and this year is rocking off my summer holiday socks. The world will be immersed in videogames because the sun is too hot and no one wants to have sex – so lets get gaming! Metal Gear Solid 4 Tick, tock, tick, tock – all four solid-metal gears of Dracula’s clock are deadly in this haunting new survival horror from the producers of Silent Hill: the movie. Milla Jovovich’s voice acting is [...]
April flowers bring May showers and this year’s crop smells great. Typically a dry time for the silver screen, 2008 is shaping up to be the best April since ’94. I can literally smell the popcorn burning. Oh, crap, my microwave is on fire! Forbidden Kingdom Ghosts, goblins and the female orgasm reign supreme in the lost Kingdom of Forbiddia. Bruce Lee’s still got it, ladies! Thumb Score = B+ Forgetting Sarah Marshall An updated version of 80’s comedy farce [...]
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