The healing power of June cinema beckons. My wife left me, my kids routinely poison my cereal and the dog has lost interest in licking my face. I even smothered myself in honey and all I got was a weird rash. Luckily, no one can see my grotesquely blemished epidermis and battered pride in the back of the theater. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull I grew up loving Indiana Jones but I was disappointed with this [...]
June is like the Christmas of the summer and this year is rocking off my summer holiday socks. The world will be immersed in videogames because the sun is too hot and no one wants to have sex – so lets get gaming! Metal Gear Solid 4 Tick, tock, tick, tock – all four solid-metal gears of Dracula’s clock are deadly in this haunting new survival horror from the producers of Silent Hill: the movie. Milla Jovovich’s voice acting is [...]
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