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“Tire On Asian Grandma” - Hottest New Carnival Attraction

By julius bloop ⋅ May 27, 2008 ⋅ 2 comments

It’s weird how guarded we speak when not amongst friends. Recently, I overheard a couple discussing how traffic was the worst thing in the world and I really wanted to say, “Yeah, traffic’s bad but I’m pretty sure getting butt-raped by your Uncle Clown Face is worse.” Instead I said, “Yeah, traffic sucks!”
Why do co-workers [...]

Maybe This Only Amuses Me - She Has A Boyfriend

By julius bloop ⋅ April 27, 2008 ⋅ 2 comments

She has a boyfriend
Matthew Holness of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace fame has just released a hilarious short film detailing how to pick up women. The downside is that they all have boyfriends.
Edit: Thanks to a member of Julius Bloop’s crack team of weirdos, it’s been discovered that this is actually a montage from a BBC [...]