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  State Of The Bloop Address – Column on Muddy Grail

  July 12, 2008 / Updates

  First of all, I’d like to thank everyone for their support regarding the About A Bloop short documentary. I’m always very appreciative of your comments. Note: I’m even more appreciative of cash. In other Bloop news, the Perpetual Thought Machine column is now being featured on the brand new “future news” comedy site MuddyGrail.com. I’m not getting paid for it and I haven’t noticed any increased traffic but, hey, if one more person gets a chuckle out of my groundbreaking [...]

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  Perpetual Thought Machine – Segway Bridge Construction Delayed Due To Lack Of Interest

  May 15, 2008 / Creek of Consciousness

  Sometimes, one little discovery can solve a great mystery. Like when your travel disc won’t start and suddenly you notice the Jupiter crystal is dirty or when Bea Arthur cast aside her lowly celebrity shell and was finally revealed as Mother of all CelibriGods. Have you seen the new Heinz squeeze bottle that only combines ketchup, mustard, BBQ sauce, and mayonnaise? Don’t tell me I have to buy a separate squeeze bottle for tartar sauce now. What is this? The [...]

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