“Tire On Asian Grandma” - Hottest New Carnival Attraction

It’s weird how guarded we speak when not amongst friends. Recently, I overheard a couple discussing how traffic was the worst thing in the world and I really wanted to say, “Yeah, traffic’s bad but I’m pretty sure getting butt-raped by your Uncle Clown Face is worse.” Instead I said, “Yeah, traffic sucks!”
Why do co-workers [...]

Jolene Bloop - Marijuana

Jolene Bloop - Marijuana

Jolene admits to secretly sneaking off to a friend’s house during her workouts and reveals a special treat she enjoys during an altered state of consciousness.
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Alien From Galaxy 420, “Take Me To Your Nachos”

Olden times were stupid. Pegs legs and Morse code. Also, did antique hobos use wheelbarrows instead of shopping carts? The answer is…indubitably.
I want to open a bar and call it “The Internet.” Mankind’s prayers will be answered and people can finally go to the The Internet to get drunk. Ironically, it will not have WiFi [...]

Secrets Of The Catholic Church Reveal Puppet Pope

Whenever I’m feeling particularly frustrated, I pop on a wonderful little diddy called Slaughtered by PanterA to cheer me up. Try it out for yourself PanterA - Slaughtered
I see dudes who are clearly queer dating women and looking prettier than them. So as far as this girl is concerned, I wonder if the joy of [...]

Maybe This Only Amuses Me - She Has A Boyfriend

She has a boyfriend
Matthew Holness of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace fame has just released a hilarious short film detailing how to pick up women. The downside is that they all have boyfriends.
Edit: Thanks to a member of Julius Bloop’s crack team of weirdos, it’s been discovered that this is actually a montage from a BBC [...]