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  Dumpster News – Gay Iraqi Lohan And Shia Cyrus Love Asian Babes

  August 12, 2008 / Editorials

  Attention-starved dumpster Lindsey Lohan and her lesbian partner DJ Samantha Ronson are spreading the rumor that they’re engaged. And no one cares. Pretending you’re a lesbian to get publicity is more desperate than adopting a foreign baby and making a sex tape. With the baby. An Iraqi man was recently discovered as being gay and was punished by three days of gay sex. Based on that logic, when an unsuspecting mother walks into her son’s bedroom assuming he’s playing Final [...]

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  Uninformed Reviews – Videogames: April 2008

  May 6, 2008 / Uninformed Reviews

  Wow, April! You were so awesome that I didn’t write about your games. Well, don’t worry, weirdos. I’m going back to the future like that Corey Feldman movie and writing reviews anyway! Grand Theft Auto IV After three grueling months in development, Bungie Studios has finally released the long awaited final chapter in this popular racing franchise. It’s four times grander, four times theftier and four times more auto-y. Score – 10.9 Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII Notoriously arrogant producer [...]

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