Dumpster News – Gay Iraqi Lohan And Shia Cyrus Love Asian Babes

August 12, 2008 / Editorials

Attention-starved dumpster Lindsey Lohan and her lesbian partner DJ Samantha Ronson are spreading the rumor that they’re engaged. And no one cares. Pretending you’re a lesbian to get publicity is more desperate than adopting a foreign baby and making a sex tape. With the baby. An Iraqi man was recently discovered as being gay and was punished by three days of gay sex. Based on that logic, when an unsuspecting mother walks into her son’s bedroom assuming he’s playing Final [...]

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