First of all, I’d like to thank everyone for their support regarding the About A Bloop short documentary. I’m always very appreciative of your comments.

Note: I’m even more appreciative of cash.

In other Bloop news, the Perpetual Thought Machine column is now being featured on the brand new “future news” comedy site MuddyGrail.com.

I’m not getting paid for it and I haven’t noticed any increased traffic but, hey, if one more person gets a chuckle out of my groundbreaking “dogbot” jokes then it’s worth it.

Next week I’ll be debuting a new column from an old comedy partner of mine. “Comedy partner” as in we “had sex together” and it was “funny”. What’d you think I meant?

Weirdo.

His column will be a blog parody that I’m very excited about and I’m happy to have him on board. So look for that sometime on Monday and there will probably be a Neil Hamburger interview posted this weekend.

I enjoyed my vacation but it’s good to be back writing for the website that was recently accessed by a google search of “young retarded comedian”.

That’s me!