Movies – September 2008
All aboard! This computer-animated film starring exotic fruit and a talking train is Sony’s answer to Madagascar 2.
All aboard! This computer-animated film starring exotic fruit and a talking train is Sony’s answer to Madagascar 2.
It’s weird how guarded we speak when not amongst friends. Recently, I overheard a couple discussing how traffic was the worst thing in the world and I really wanted to say, “Yeah, traffic’s bad but I’m pretty sure getting butt-raped by your Uncle Clown Face is worse.” Instead I said, “Yeah, traffic sucks!” Why do co-workers insist on wanting to hang out after work? We just hung out for eight hours! What’re you? My wife? If I wanted a wife [...]
She has a boyfriend Matthew Holness of Garth Marenghi’s Darkplace fame has just released a hilarious short film detailing how to pick up women. The downside is that they all have boyfriends. Edit: Thanks to a member of Julius Bloop’s crack team of weirdos, it’s been discovered that this is actually a montage from a BBC comedy called Snuff Box.