State Of The Bloop Address

It’s hot.

Updates have slowed down because I’m actually working a job now that requires me to hover, dead-eyed, over a fryer in a hot kitchen, waiting for some fat guy’s chicken wings to finish cooking so that I can collect the meager paycheck that allows me to live another day in my hot dog-stinking apartment.

There is a short documentary being made about Julius Bloop that will be awkward and embarrassing considering I’ve accomplished nothing outside of creating a WordPress blog on my friend’s server but it gave me the opportunity to walk into a tree about a dozen times so it may be worth it.

I’ve been trying to recruit some funny people to help contribute to the site but it’s difficult because everyone is busy eating food and making money to buy food and thinking about what kind of food they’re going to eat next.

It’s been a strange experience trying to promote this website. I’ve handed out about a hundred business cards asking people to send me an e-mail and guess how many responses I’ve received? A thousand!

I often confuse a thousand with zero.

I honestly think if someone asked me to visit their stupid rubber spoon website I’d at least take the nine seconds to respond, “Hey, nice spoons!” Even if I really hate rubber spoon websites.

So I’m pretty disappointed by the lack of traffic but I will continue writing comedy because I honestly don’t know what else to do. I guess I could impregnate some fat, ugly, goat but I’m afraid it will eat my hat.

I don’t know what that means.