State Of The Bloop Address – Pieces Of Weirdness
Sometimes I write down snippets of an idea and either never use it or forget about it completely.
Here are some examples:
“Get your hydrogenated food away from my Moonbeam!”
“A tailpipe is a car’s butthole.”
“People set strange goals. I’m sure some dude aims to take a dump in every public restroom.”
“Jerry Bloop’s sack holds ghost balls.”
“Whenever I’m sick I eat scrambled eggs and orange boobs. Woah, that’s a typo. I meant to say scrambled legs and orange boobs.”
“I used to love listening to Bon Jovi when I was a kid – counting my pubes in grandpa’s tool shed.”
I guess you could call those the lost creek of consciousness jokes. I’m sure you can understand why they were never used.
Shame on you for nixing number one and number three!
That was when I used to enjoy Bon Jovi as well.
Gramps is dead and now that guy that bought the house doesn’t let me use the shed anymore.
gm, the hydrogenated food was going to be an article with that as the title – i just never wrote it.
bvllets, that is the saddest story every told. we’ll always have our tool shed memories, though. and our pube scars.
This guy who used to live across the street from me was a Bon Jovi fan, and he would spend a lot of time in his shed. I’m serious.