State Of The Bloop Address – Life Of Bloop

ME IN A ONE PIECE

My bloop time has slowed greatly.

I have recently started building websites for pay during my downtime of working two jobs and the result has been a serious lack of blooping.

But time spent making money takes precedence over free vagina jokes.

I’m sorry to the fifty or so people who frequent this website but I will not be updating full time for the foreseeable future.

I promise to do my best in terms of creating content but don’t be surprised if this site isn’t updated for days on end.

This is more of a “heads up” post than a “farewell” post. So stick around. Who knows what will happen next. Probably something penis-y.

 

5 Comments

  1. Mike says:

    No need to apologize dude. Anyway, who’s the sexy motherfucker in that picture? You think you could get his number for me?

  2. Owl of Parliament says:

    I’ve been wondering why you haven’t been updating lately. Thanks for the “heads up,” I’ll miss Bloop.

    I agree with what Mike said about the guy in the picture.

  3. Brendan says:

    fuckin’ bullshit.

  4. Sean says:

    Thanks for the free Vag jokes. I’ll think of you whenever it hurts to pee.

  5. The Ice Cream Man says:

    What!? OVERTHROW THE HIERARCHY!

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