News Link Dump: Spiders, Brains and Plants

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In disturbing news of eight-legged proportions the UK is now home to spiders as big as baseball bats. Right now Ricky Gervais is spilling his tea into the Thames at the thought of giant spiders eating British birds. And not “women” but actual fowl.

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In Florida a woman decided to go to jail rather than pay her bill at a Waffle House. What authorities failed to realize is that it was Saturday night and she had a good old rock and roll road show she gotta go to.

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In a Japanese cafe, women flock to a potted plant to watch it blog, finally proving that Gaea exists, plants and animals have special powers and Akira will return.

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A brain scanner used in Indiana reveals memories of the crimes you committed. A woman accused of poisoning her ex-boyfriend has been submitted to the controversial technology. Critics call it unproven, ridiculous and chilling. Meanwhile the United States government has approved similar crime-revealing equipment for experimental use in Washington, D.C.

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A rare blue lobster has been found in Toronto where he has been given his own apartment. In North Carolina, a blue cat won the Cat Fanciers’ Championship at Madison Square Garden last Sunday. It was awarded 400 pounds of cat food. Blue lobsters, blue cats, what’s next? Blue hedgehogs? Mwooow. MWWWWWOOOW.

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Back in Europe, humanity’s hopes and dreams have been realized in the walking house. Equipped with every comfort including a living room, kitchen, toilet, bed and wood stove, the house’s mobility is controlled by a computer. The walking house, or pod, will take its maiden stroll in Bourn later this week. Wherever that is. If the computer malfunctions it is theorized a mechanical donkey will take over and pull it on its way.