News Link Dump – Phelps, Holiday and Daddy
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Michael Phelps – the winner of 8 gold medals at the 2008 Olympic Games, 16 medals in all, who has promising book and movie deals, appears in various TV commercials, millions and millions made in endorsements and sponsorships, who has a smokin’ bod, must bed 14 women a day and accomplished the most startling feats in sports history – has A.D.H.D.
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After the nation chose Barack Obama to be the next president gun sales surged dramatically, some stores seeing double or triple their usual sales numbers. “It’s a fact that the liberal Democrats that now control all three branches of our government do not like guns. They want us out of business,” crackpot Scott Hoffman said. “They don’t want the average American to have a right to defend themselves.” Obama is believed to favor a ban on assault weapons yet says he supports 2nd amendment rights.
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Stores are desperate for workers who will work late hours for next to nothing while dealing with pushy shoppers this holiday season. Students across the nation, who can look forward to nothing but a future in retail now, are signing up with few jobs remaining. Retailers aren’t looking forward to what might be a lackluster shopping season.
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Here’s a dad who won’t win Father of the Year! A British man was jailed Tuesday for fathering children with his daughters over a span of 27 years. The only solace to be found in this horrific story is that there will most likely be an even more horrific story by the time Christmas rolls around!
