Jerry Bloop – Life Lessons VIII New Apt.
Greetings all in the internet realm, Jerry Bloop here with another life lesson! Moved to a new apartment because your mom set fire to the old one so she could fake her own death to hide from mean boyfriends? No problem! Here’s what to do to spice up your new apartment!
I’m going to help spice up your new apartment
My underwear inexplicably says Magellan on them.
Yay! Spice is good.
Magellan sailed around the world so that you could wear underoos.
nice lesson! Though a Schmargoisum not young bloopenstein! And how do I get my bedwallroll to stay put?
Thanks, schmargo! Use chewed bubble gum and old band-aids to keep your bedwallroll in place!
Jerry, the paper towel roll goes at the foot of the bed…keeps your feet comfortable
Ahhh, then what is a pillow? Old newspapers and your sister’s Cosmo magazines?