Greetings all in the internet realm, Jerry Bloop here with another life lesson! Moved to a new apartment because your mom set fire to the old one so she could fake her own death to hide from mean boyfriends? No problem! Here’s what to do to spice up your new apartment!



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[..YouTube..] Great tips.
[..YouTube..] Five stars, Jerry!I can’t see if these are mine. Blasted flap is in the way. I’ll have to ask some poor, unsuspecting b*tch on the streets.
[..YouTube..] Well, I don’t go outside much so I don’t have any tips on meeting street urchins. But I hear condoms help!
[..YouTube..] Thanks, be sure to put them to good use!
[..YouTube..] great Ideas, i am writing them down as we speak, where do I find som eone elses underpants!?
[..YouTube..] yo mom is crazy!
[..YouTube..] haha! what the heck…wait….i left my underwear in your drawer!!!you must have put them on!!! XD haha!
[..YouTube..] lol
I’m going to help spice up your new apartment
My underwear inexplicably says Magellan on them.
[..YouTube..] that’s one of the best spacesavers i’ve ever seen a wallbed with a nice pillow, and if you need to poop in the middle of the night……It’s all so handy !
[..YouTube..] wow toilet paper as a pillow ,i been using news papers ,also i use 3 pairs of underwear’s, one pair for my name and other for my address
[..YouTube..] Make sure your entire family keeps their dirty laundry in a pile in the corner of the basement. Then, just pick a clothing item at random and hope for the best!
[..YouTube..] Not really – how else are you supposed to get insurance money and hide from an entire biker gang at the same time?
[..YouTube..] They are very comfortable. I think I’ll keep them. Don’t tell my mom!
[..YouTube..] If you need to poop in the middle of the night – use an empty potato chip bag!
[..YouTube..] What’s the third pair for!!?
[..YouTube..] You are making my life so much easier, now i got almost everything here under my bridge.
[..YouTube..] she faked her own death? wait… that makes you the unintended victim of a marvellously brilliant scheme of evasion in the high and mighty pursuit of survival at any cost.
[..YouTube..] The only brilliant scheme I’m involved with is building a mountain made of ice cream cones.
[..YouTube..] It worked, But I got grampas, so they are preshit stained. guess thats one less to do, on my list today!
[..YouTube..] incase the last one get dirty
[..YouTube..] Good point. That might smudge the address.
[..YouTube..] what a great Idea, why wait till night, keep them next to the couch, that way you don’t miss a scene from your favorite show!
Yay! Spice is good.
Magellan sailed around the world so that you could wear underoos.
[..YouTube..] haha! sheA! im so telling your mom!!! hahaha! jk! its our little secret! XD
nice lesson! Though a Schmargoisum not young bloopenstein! And how do I get my bedwallroll to stay put?
Thanks, schmargo! Use chewed bubble gum and old band-aids to keep your bedwallroll in place!
[..YouTube..] Hahahahaha.. Funny man!!
Jerry, the paper towel roll goes at the foot of the bed…keeps your feet comfortable
Ahhh, then what is a pillow? Old newspapers and your sister’s Cosmo magazines?
[..YouTube..] Just go commando.
[..YouTube..] were can i find some origanl art work painting? i’ll bet i have to go to french fry’s land
[..YouTube..] This one is shockingly realistic except for the sleeping on the wall part.