Comments on: Hi, My Name Is… http://juliusbloop.com/hi-my-name-is/ Comedy for Weirdos Wed, 07 Dec 2011 02:59:22 +0000 hourly 1 By: Sean http://juliusbloop.com/hi-my-name-is/#comment-717 Sean Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:08:25 +0000 http://juliusbloop.com/?p=881#comment-717 Hey. My name is Dustin. I live in Stockton, 209 baby! and I live to work on my '82 Camaro with my shirt off. My girlfriend's mom Ria has a totally kickin' frame for a 40 year old. Wanna see my Reebok collection? Hey. My name is Dustin. I live in Stockton, 209 baby! and I live to work on my ’82 Camaro with my shirt off. My girlfriend’s mom Ria has a totally kickin’ frame for a 40 year old. Wanna see my Reebok collection?

]]> By: GM http://juliusbloop.com/hi-my-name-is/#comment-716 GM Thu, 20 Nov 2008 23:19:07 +0000 http://juliusbloop.com/?p=881#comment-716 Hi, I'm Luigi and I'm Italian. I miss my old country because whenever I stand outside a beautiful lady's window here without my clothes I get arrested. You Americans just don't understand our customs. What's wrong wit standing outside beautiful ladies' windows with our pasta hanging out and swallowing pasta without chewing? At the same time? Hi, I’m Luigi and I’m Italian. I miss my old country because whenever I stand outside a beautiful lady’s window here without my clothes I get arrested. You Americans just don’t understand our customs. What’s wrong wit standing outside beautiful ladies’ windows with our pasta hanging out and swallowing pasta without chewing? At the same time?

]]> By: Owl of Parliament http://juliusbloop.com/hi-my-name-is/#comment-715 Owl of Parliament Thu, 20 Nov 2008 22:29:35 +0000 http://juliusbloop.com/?p=881#comment-715 Hi, my name is pastor Niel, of the magnificent rebirth congregation and I am so against abortion that I don't care if the kids are having degenerate sex! Look, our kids are going to be having sex anyways, why not advocate a type of sex that isn't going to result in dead babies? I just don't want to see another fetus on the fire. Whats worse? another fetus on the fire, or your child getting it on with a long neck goose? Hi, I'm Lance, gay man, gay realtor. Having just come out of the closet I feel like I have a unique gay mans perspective. Basically I frolicked out of the closet and found my gay eye...You know I'm gay right? Hi, my name is pastor Niel, of the magnificent rebirth congregation and I am so against abortion that I don’t care if the kids are having degenerate sex! Look, our kids are going to be having sex anyways, why not advocate a type of sex that isn’t going to result in dead babies? I just don’t want to see another fetus on the fire. Whats worse? another fetus on the fire, or your child getting it on with a long neck goose?

Hi, I’m Lance, gay man, gay realtor. Having just come out of the closet I feel like I have a unique gay mans perspective. Basically I frolicked out of the closet and found my gay eye…You know I’m gay right?

]]> By: mike http://juliusbloop.com/hi-my-name-is/#comment-714 mike Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:52:26 +0000 http://juliusbloop.com/?p=881#comment-714 Hi, my name is Mike. I am an empty, broken shell of a man. I fill the vacuous and barren husk that once was my happy life with scotch and whiskey. I seek a disease ridden woman who shares the same interests and enthusiasm for existence. hahaha. Just kidding. No really, call me. Hi, my name is Mike. I am an empty, broken shell of a man. I fill the vacuous and barren husk that once was my happy life with scotch and whiskey. I seek a disease ridden woman who shares the same interests and enthusiasm for existence. hahaha. Just kidding. No really, call me.

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