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Yo, my name is JR and I got a kid. Considered an accident at the time, visiting her is the happiest three days of my week.. If you don’t believe me, check my tattoo. It’s my baby girl’s name. Nah, not that one. That’s a dragon.
Hello, my name is Kay – part-time blogger, full-time vegan. My passion is to spread the harmonious message of eco-conscious living. We are free to choose our path on God’s green Earth regardless of class, creed or sexual orientation. Sign my petition or you will kill a dozen Polar Bears.
What’s up? My name is Craig and I work the deep fryer at a dive bar. I went to school for Communications but you’ll never catch my ass in a cubicle. Corporate drones make me sick. Can I bum a smoke?
Que pasa? My name is Masood and I play ping pong behind a hot dog shack. I consider myself a totally laid back dude who loves chillin’ with brews and bros. What? Steve was talkin’ shit about me? Fuck that guy. Oh, it was Tim? Man, fuck him too. Wait, one-arm Tim? Fuuuuuck him.
Hey, my name is Katie and I’m an assistant retail manager at a thrift store. I work here so I can get discounts on edgy clothes but what I really want is a pile of kids, debt and a house in the suburbs. Maybe a gated community?
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Hi, my name is Mike. I am an empty, broken shell of a man. I fill the vacuous and barren husk that once was my happy life with scotch and whiskey. I seek a disease ridden woman who shares the same interests and enthusiasm for existence. hahaha. Just kidding. No really, call me.
Hi, my name is pastor Niel, of the magnificent rebirth congregation and I am so against abortion that I don’t care if the kids are having degenerate sex! Look, our kids are going to be having sex anyways, why not advocate a type of sex that isn’t going to result in dead babies? I just don’t want to see another fetus on the fire. Whats worse? another fetus on the fire, or your child getting it on with a long neck goose?
Hi, I’m Lance, gay man, gay realtor. Having just come out of the closet I feel like I have a unique gay mans perspective. Basically I frolicked out of the closet and found my gay eye…You know I’m gay right?
Hi, I’m Luigi and I’m Italian. I miss my old country because whenever I stand outside a beautiful lady’s window here without my clothes I get arrested. You Americans just don’t understand our customs. What’s wrong wit standing outside beautiful ladies’ windows with our pasta hanging out and swallowing pasta without chewing? At the same time?
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