Future Cynic – Gimme My Moon Boots, Nike Mall

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nx1jvO0Mjd4

Greetings from the crappy future. Full of life’s most inconvenient conveniences. This week’s cyber shit list includes Home Depot Cologne, Teleportation Devices, Puberty and Nike Mall.

Gimme my moon boots, Nike Mall!!!

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Owl of Parliament says:

January 29, 2009 at 9:20 pm

Who knew that our ceaseless consumerism would bring about home depot cologne and id tags in the form of tattoos and stuff; but home depot cologne, right on! Also, great concept.

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bvllets says:

January 29, 2009 at 10:39 pm

Makes me feel like shit about my Deep-O cologne. Oh wait that was Deep-Woods Off. Nevermind.

Pooping never hurt. Btw.

And also, if you’re not into Nike tattoos so much, check out my Ash Wednesday styles. Also known as the Logod.

http://www.wtfis.com/2008/551/bvllets/introducing-the-logod/

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julius bloop says:

January 31, 2009 at 12:58 pm

blending religion and corporate marketing is brilliant.

well done, sir bvllets!

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