Future Cynic – Gimme My Moon Boots, Nike Mall
Greetings from the crappy future. Full of life’s most inconvenient conveniences. This week’s cyber shit list includes Home Depot Cologne, Teleportation Devices, Puberty and Nike Mall.
Gimme my moon boots, Nike Mall!!!
Who knew that our ceaseless consumerism would bring about home depot cologne and id tags in the form of tattoos and stuff; but home depot cologne, right on! Also, great concept.
Makes me feel like shit about my Deep-O cologne. Oh wait that was Deep-Woods Off. Nevermind.
Pooping never hurt. Btw.
And also, if you’re not into Nike tattoos so much, check out my Ash Wednesday styles. Also known as the Logod.
http://www.wtfis.com/2008/551/bvllets/introducing-the-logod/
blending religion and corporate marketing is brilliant.
well done, sir bvllets!