Well it’s finally time to shoot The Garbage Man short film. I won’t be updating the website for a bit as a result.

Wish me luck and in the meantime -- check out the July episode of Uninformed Videogame Reviews as featured on Vsauce.

See you soon.

Peace.

~Bloop

I’m proud to announce the debut of Uninformed Videogame Reviews on the new gamer comedy channel -- VSauce.

The head of the channel approached me about joining forces with them and I was immediately excited about the opportunity.

It will lead to greater exposure and a wider audience for Julius Bloop. So without further ado -- here is the first episode.

Hey, weirdos. I just want to fill you in on a couple important new additions to the site.

I’ve integrated YouTube comments onto the site so you can now see the things people are saying about my videos.

More importantly, I’ve upgraded the video player so it’s now much larger and the picture is high quality. It will make watching videos on the site a greater experience.

The video updates will be slow over the next two months as I prepare for The Garbage Man short film. I’ll keep you in the loop!

~Bloop

Greetings all in the internet realm! Jerry Bloop, here, with Uninformed Videogame Reviews. Today is August. In this episode I attempt to review Starcraft 2, Madden NFL 11, Monster Rancher DS, Kane and Lynch 2: Dog Days.

There is also a bonus Classic Uninformed Review of Pong.

Game Life is Real Life takes a look at winning the Super Bowl in Madden. In the style of Tecmo Bowl.

Special thanks to Gamester81 for sending me a Retro Twin. Please subscribe to his awesome gaming channel.

http://www.youtube.com/user/Gamester81

Thanks!

True story. If you have a chance to see the robot dinosaur zoo please go. Also if you know anything about dinosaurs please tell me. Thank you.

~Bloop

I really appreciate you guys. As you may or may not know – I had a free Julius Bloop Sticker giveaway and the response was so overwhelming I had to order more stickers. Well, the first dozen or so people that responded received their packages recently and the above picture illustrates how great the Bloop Weirdoes truly are.

Inside each envelope I left a personalized message to the recipient thanking them for supporting my weird comedy and also suggesting a place for the sticker. I asked one of my YouTube subscribers to stick his in a bowl of mashed potatoes. He took my suggestion to heart and sent me a picture.

To those who haven’t received a sticker – please be patient. I’m waiting for the next shipment to arrive!

In the meantime, I hope you enjoyed the commercial dub collaboration with BinkieMcFartnuggets. He’s a hilarious guy and you should subscribe to his YouTube channel if you haven’t already. Expect more collaborations from us in the future.

I’m also working on the August episode of Uninformed Videogame Reviews with Jerry Bloop. I promise it will be the best one yet.

Stay Weird.

~Bloop

Update: Here’s a picture another fan sent me of the requested sticker beard. Enjoy.

This is a collaboration with my friend BinkieMcFartNuggets who provided the voice for the child and helped write the premise. Please visit his channel and subscribe.

http://www.youtube.com/user/BinkieMcFartNuggets

~Bloop

Give me your mailing address and I will send you a sticker while supplies last. If you put my channel in your Other Channels Box on YouTube, share a video with friends and ask them to subscribe and/or feature one of my videos on your channel -- I will be very grateful.

Thanks and keep it weird.

~Bloop

Every now and then, my friend GM, tells me to write a brief story based on something simple. This story was based upon the name “Michael Fists.” Enjoy.

“Remove your dry snout from my wet loins, Sir Butterface,” exclaimed the boisterous brute known as Michael Fists to his trusty Llama companion. The herculean punching hero was vacationing in Muddy Hallows and clearly drunk on Coconut Rum.

“I’ll never find a busty woman with your anchovy breath seeped deeply in my man area! Be gone, foul beast!” Fists banished the Llama with his proclamation and added a jab to the nose for good measure. Sir Butterface begrudgingly slumped toward Muddy Forest and disappeared into the night.

It was a night that quickly grew cold for Michael Fists without the warm fur of his Llama. Fists passed the wee hours at the Dirty Hamper Saloon by challenging locals to punching contests that ranged from wooden board smash-a-thons to large melon explode-y games.

Hoping to secure a pair of large melons to call his pillow for the night – Fists propositioned tavern waitress, Mary McGallon. “Permit me to rest my noggin’ upon your bosom or I’ll punch your hair off,” Fists threatened and grabbed the busty woman.

“Remove your drunk paws from my hallowed chest, Mr. Fists,” McGallon demanded. Fists was taken aback at the familiarity of her request yet couldn’t pinpoint its origin. Unperturbed, Fists continued his pursuit when McGallon pushed him away and cried, “Be gone, foul beast!”

With that, Fists crumbled to the floor in an enormous heap of man flesh. The realization that his trusty Llama, Sir Butterface, was gone of his own drunken temper was too much to bear and the furious punch rampage of Michael Fists began.

Buildings? Punched. Trees? Punched. Fruit? Punched.

Despite the tornado of punching, there was one four-legged punching bag that remained unpunched and that was Sir Butterface – the Llama. Weeks of punching went by and MIchael’s fists swelled to an unimaginable size (estimates range from two centimeters to twenty gablillion meters).

His infamous hands slowly formed into the shape of lobster claws and became forever crippled. The talents of Michael Fists were punched away until he was left a shell of his former self.

In desperate need of a new career, he turned to the only available avenue for large men with lobster claws – the circus. It just so happened that Boris Wackingsly’s Wild World of Weirdos was passing through town and recently lost Carl The Amazing Crab Man in a bizarre water park accident.

Fists, whose name would soon change to Claws at the demand of Wackingsly – was hired on the spot.

Circus life was what you’d expect – bean-eating contests every morning, beard-growing competitions every night. There was one aspect, however, Claws did not expect.

“Swing the rings around your freak-neck or get back in the cage!” barked Burpo – the surly animal trainer. But no threat from Burpo could cheer up the sad animal he was hired to train. Burpo tied him up to a nearby post and stormed into Wackingsly’s trailer as Claws was trying to fill out paperwork but kept snapping pencils in half.

“I can’t work with that unreasonable creature! It’s me or him, Wackingsly!” Burpo dropped his ultimatum on the boss.

“Fine, fine – cut him loose,” Wackingsly casually replied. When Claws failed to move a massive muscle, Wackingsly turned and shouted, “You! Claws! Put those freak hands to use and cut the creature loose!”

Accepting his new role as a freakshow lackey, Claws left to do the bidding of his boss. When he reached the animal, however, Claws froze in place.

“Sir…Sir Butterface? You are the unreasonable creature that man spoke of?” Claws asked.

Sir Butterface, the beloved Llama of Michael Fists immediately noticed the deformed hands of his former owner and rubbed his sad, dry snout on his claws.

“I punched mountains in half when I lost you – and my hands have paid that price. Let’s leave this circus and start life anew.” Claws snipped the chain that locked his beloved Llama and rode him out of the circus.

They spent their remaining years without contests, punchings, or taking orders from circus freaks. All the mighty duo needed was companionship and the occasional piece of fruit that Claws snipped off the trees of Muddy Hallows.

THE END

Greetings, all in the internet realm. Jerry Bloop, here -- with Uninformed Videogame Reviews. Today is July. I review Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker, Alpha Protocol, Crackdown 2 and Dragon Quest IX….none of which I’ve ever played before!

Game Life Is Real Life examines the effects of rations from Metal Gear Solid.