Creek Trickle

Here are some Creek Of Consciousness ideas or jokes that never amounted to anything. Enjoy.

You know you have a problem socializing when you avoid going on instant messenger to chat with people online.

There is a puddle of barf on the sidewalk near my apartment that is magnificent in size, height and content. It is so chunky it looks like a hearty soup for some lucky stray dog. Doggy Thanksgiving.

I send off each turd by telling the toilet, “That is for you. I’m done carrying it around.”

People are always thinking, burping and making things out of play doh.

Spiders would have a much better chance surviving if they didn’t crawl into my field of vision while I’m alone in the dark at 3am trying to not be terrified.

Alpha corn, beta broccoli, omega potato.

Ceilings are assholes.

Fatman of the dentist.

Most people look forward to events like concerts or sports games. I look forward to lunch.