Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos

The internet is a great place to find a soul mate. Simply type a list of your favorite movies or briefly explain your interest in food and Cupid’s arrow will be arriving shortly. Craigslist personal ads have a particular knack for being at times bizarre, confusing and quite often embarrassing. Let’s take a look at a few choice ads from my city of Portland, Oregon.

NOTE: Click the picture to see the actual ad and icon description.

Impossibly Large Cock

“Poultry has nothing to do with my cock problem.”


Lost In Murderville

“Where’d all the rabbit jesuses go, mother?”


Masturbation Cowboy

“I’m gonna lasso me a boner.”



Cigarette Smokin’ Bellybutton

“I’m so hardcorez my belly button be addicted to menthols, yo.”


 

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