Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos

The internet is a great place to find a soul mate. Simply type a list of your favorite movies or briefly explain your interest in food and Cupid’s arrow will be arriving shortly. Craigslist personal ads have a particular knack for being at times bizarre, confusing and quite often embarrassing. Let’s take a look at a few choice ads from my city of Portland, Oregon.

NOTE: Click the picture to see the actual ad and icon description.

Death Stare

“Let’s have dinner. I’m craving soul.”


Penis Boat

“Can you handle my dong-powered speedboat?”


Kitty McMarblebrains

“Meow, kitty want an owner.”



Milk For Sale

“Hello? My face is up HERE!”


 

4 Comments

  1. j says:

    no dick pics please

  2. julius says:

    THANK GOD you noticed that. I thought it was the funniest thing in all the ads.

  3. j says:

    dude, i had to mention it. it led me to believe that she has done this many times; perhaps, she thought the dick picks were cool the first twenty times; got sick of seeing dicks and now is a sort of, online-dating-via-craigslist.org snob.

    needless to say i mailed to her all of my dick pics.

    i see through her act.

  4. julius says:

    hahahaha. you are a pioneer of dick pics.

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