Closet Zoophile, Japanese Lady, Former Fan

Unsung Heroes of Subtlety is your window into the mind of an average weirdo.

Clay Squirrely – Closet Zoophile
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety by Owl of Parliament 2008

Ma Po – Old Japanese Lady
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety by Owl of Parliament 2008

Drew Meakin – Former Korn Fan
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety by Owl of Parliament 2008

6 Comments

  1. Owl of Parliament

    Zoophile:
    I got the idea from this one after seeing clips from a documentary about zoophiles. The person in this one was roughly based on Pee Wee Herman.

    Japanese Lady:
    I’m 95% sure the word she is thinking of translates to “homosexual.”

    Former Fan:
    I got the idea for this one when I was talking to my friend and he said something that reminded me that he was still a fan of korn, and I thought “how long is it going to take?” The guy has a Led Zeppelin shirt on because I got it in my mind from somewhere that when people get bored of nu metal bands they usually graduate to classic rock. I decided to give him bleached hair with blonde roots because I wanted him to have some kind of style that went back to when Korn was more relevant. Also, I tried to find a background that was as suburbia as possible.

  2. Being a zoophile is still infinitely better than being a yiffer.

    Infinitely better meaning way more illegal.

  3. Owl of Parliament

    I’ve been meaning to do a furry one for ages but I can never come up with anything good.

  4. I’ll keep the furry idea in mind. We’ll come up with something good, I’m sure.

  5. Geno

    Promise not to get mad?I got the test results back. Call when you can.

  6. Oh my god – you have Potato AIDS!?!?

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