Don’t leave the house in pajama pants…

Aside from a paid vacation – taking a crap at work is the best thing you’ll ever get paid to do.

Is it facial tattoo or face tattoo? Either way – there is one result and it’s not pretty. I apologize to gangster with single tear tattoos. Please don’t kill me. Thanks!!!

Hey, come in here. I got something to tell ya. If you think men just want to be friends, ladies – you’re in for a surprise. Here’s a secret from the closet that might save everyone some trouble.

Come here, yeah, you. Get in here. I’ve got somethin’ to tell ya… Some people claim to listen to “everything” when it comes to music but I’m here to set the record straight…

A lot of people seem to be confused about what a hipster is. Here is a surefire way to differentiate the hipsters from the weirdos

Undecided on your Halloween costume? Need some help? Well here are a couple of suggestions that will guarantee to turn some heads this year.

Julius Bloop presents: Secrets Of The Closet. The new series which delves into the seedy underbelly of society that we dare not speak of. Or just really dumb crap I think about. While I sit in my closet. Scared to talk to people.