Julius Bloop » Secrets of the Closet http://juliusbloop.com Comedy For Weirdos Sat, 12 May 2012 00:20:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Pajamas Outside — Secrets Of The Closet http://juliusbloop.com/pajamas-outside-secrets-of-the-closet/ http://juliusbloop.com/pajamas-outside-secrets-of-the-closet/#comments Thu, 19 Apr 2012 04:52:02 +0000 bloop http://juliusbloop.com/bloop2012/?p=325 If you go outside in your pajamas…

]]> http://juliusbloop.com/pajamas-outside-secrets-of-the-closet/feed/ 0 Poop At Work Vacation — Secrets Of The Closet #7 http://juliusbloop.com/poop-at-work-vacation-secrets-of-the-closet-7/ http://juliusbloop.com/poop-at-work-vacation-secrets-of-the-closet-7/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 07:53:17 +0000 bloop http://juliusbloop.com/bloop2012/?p=236 After I dropped out of Drexel University I worked at The National Baseball Hall Of Fame as an usher. Well, it was the offseason and there are absolutely no tourists or guests during that time of year so my job was spent literally just walking around trying to pass the time.   One of the ways I achieved this was by taking extended bathroom breaks right before my scheduled break – creating a super long break every day. It was gold.

]]> http://juliusbloop.com/poop-at-work-vacation-secrets-of-the-closet-7/feed/ 0 The Result Of Face Tattoos — Secrets Of The Closet #6 http://juliusbloop.com/the-result-of-face-tattoos-secrets-of-the-closet-6/ http://juliusbloop.com/the-result-of-face-tattoos-secrets-of-the-closet-6/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 07:42:40 +0000 bloop http://juliusbloop.com/bloop2012/?p=224 Someone recently left a comment on this video saying they have face tattoos and now they’re really scared.

Well then. Good luck with that!

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It will always be as long as there are men and women!

]]> http://juliusbloop.com/men-dont-want-to-just-hang-out-secrets-of-the-closet-5/feed/ 0 All Music Is No Music — Secrets Of The Closet #4 http://juliusbloop.com/all-music-is-no-music-secrets-of-the-closet-4/ http://juliusbloop.com/all-music-is-no-music-secrets-of-the-closet-4/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 07:18:41 +0000 bloop http://juliusbloop.com/bloop2012/?p=199 This is a simple response to people who say they “like everything” – regardless of the topic. Whether it’s music, movies, restaurants or whatever.

You need to have an opinion in order to have an opinion!

]]> http://juliusbloop.com/all-music-is-no-music-secrets-of-the-closet-4/feed/ 0 Definition Of A Hipster — Secrets Of The Closet #3 http://juliusbloop.com/definition-of-a-hipster-secrets-of-the-closet-3/ http://juliusbloop.com/definition-of-a-hipster-secrets-of-the-closet-3/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 07:02:34 +0000 bloop http://juliusbloop.com/bloop2012/?p=182 When I made this video I thought the concept of “hipster” was basically at its apex. I was very wrong.

Here we are three years later and it’s all anyone talks about. It’s jumped the shark. Let’s move on!

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Just goes to show that nobody cares about getting tips on their Halloween costume. Unless, of course, they’re dressing as a hairy armpit girl for Halloween.

]]> http://juliusbloop.com/ultimate-halloween-costume-secrets-of-the-closet-2/feed/ 0 The Secret Of Girls With Hairy Armpits — Secrets Of The Closet #1 http://juliusbloop.com/the-secret-of-girls-with-hairy-armpits-secrets-of-the-closet-1/ http://juliusbloop.com/the-secret-of-girls-with-hairy-armpits-secrets-of-the-closet-1/#comments Sun, 15 Apr 2012 06:35:07 +0000 bloop http://juliusbloop.com/bloop2012/?p=157 Here’s the debut of Secrets Of The Closet. A show that allowed me the opportunity to share some life knowledge in a weird way. This hairy armpits installment actually has a decent amount of views – which is based solely on dudes searching for hairy ampit girls… I’m sure.

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