Pajamas Outside — Secrets Of The Closet
If you go outside in your pajamas…
After I dropped out of Drexel University I worked at The National Baseball Hall Of Fame as an usher. Well, it was the offseason and there are absolutely no tourists or guests during that time of year so my job was spent literally just walking around trying to pass the time. One of the ways I achieved this was by taking extended bathroom breaks right before my scheduled break – creating a super long break every day. It was gold.
Someone recently left a comment on this video saying they have face tattoos and now they’re really scared. Well then. Good luck with that!
This is an eternal argument. It will always be as long as there are men and women!
This is a simple response to people who say they “like everything” – regardless of the topic. Whether it’s music, movies, restaurants or whatever. You need to have an opinion in order to have an opinion!
When I made this video I thought the concept of “hipster” was basically at its apex. I was very wrong. Here we are three years later and it’s all anyone talks about. It’s jumped the shark. Let’s move on!
It’s really telling that this second installment of Secrets Of The Closet has like 1/4000th of the views that the hairy armpit girls one has. Just goes to show that nobody cares about getting tips on their Halloween costume. Unless, of course, they’re dressing as a hairy armpit girl for Halloween.
Here’s the debut of Secrets Of The Closet. A show that allowed me the opportunity to share some life knowledge in a weird way. This hairy armpits installment actually has a decent amount of views – which is based solely on dudes searching for hairy ampit girls… I’m sure.