Julius Bloop - Comedy for Weirdos » Future Cynic http://juliusbloop.com Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:47:46 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Future Cynic – Stupid Old Flat Panel TVs http://juliusbloop.com/future-cynic-stupid-old-flat-panel-tvs/ http://juliusbloop.com/future-cynic-stupid-old-flat-panel-tvs/#comments Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:19:13 +0000 julius bloop http://juliusbloop.com/?p=2621

Greetings from our crappy future! In this episode I discuss my work ethic, the problem with purple ray hdvdvds and the inconvenience of those stupid old flat panel TVs! I hate those burdock things!

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Future Cynic – Hard Drive. Brain. Corrupted.


This episode of Future Cynic covers some incredibly important future concerns – including McBurger Wendy’s Taco Hut Lobster, bananas and diamonds, new leg, holographic bugs and brain hard drive corruption.

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Future Cynic – I Want My Hoverboard Back!

Greetings from the crappy future. Full of life’s most inconvenient conveniences. This week’s discussion includes how to lug around a food creator, annoying nanomachine doctor appointments, happy holidays, and more…

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Future Cynic – I voted for RoboShaq!


Greetings from the crappy future. Full of life’s most inconvenient conveniences. This week’s cyber shit list includes anti-depressants, breast implants, valentine’s day and the world government.

I voted for RoboShaq!!!!!

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Future Cynic – Gimme My Moon Boots, Nike Mall

Greetings from the crappy future. Full of life’s most inconvenient conveniences. This week’s cyber shit list includes Home Depot Cologne, Teleportation Devices, Puberty and Nike Mall.

Gimme my moon boots, Nike Mall!!!

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