Vegeta Does Cosby
Vegeta from Dragonballs Z does his Bill Cosby impersonation.
I started doing this really stupid Tony Danza impersonation in the shower. I was trying to think of words that Tony Danza could mispronounce. Specifically words that end with “a” and can be converted to “er”. This is the ridiculous result. When Tony Danza teaches english. We all learn something.
This started as a inside joke with my friend Luke. Here’s the story. Luke went on vacation for a couple of weeks and when he returned – someone had taken one of his shifts at work. So we started this ridiculous joke about Luke being Tony Montana from Scarface and confronting the guy who stole his shift (his name is Hootie). It basically went, “Two weeks, Hootie. I’m gone TWO WEEKS and you take my shift? FUCK YOU, HOOTIE!” This [...]
This was a long-running inside joke with one of my best friends. The idea is to walk up to any retail salesperson and expect them to sell you a jager bomb. It then progressed into trying to come up with the most absurd arrangement of items and concluding the order with several jager bombs.
This was another cartoon born from conversations in the kitchen at work. My co-worker kept using the term “grilled cheese vagina monster” and it was so incredibly disgusting and hilarious that this cartoon needed to exist. So it does!
Once again I rewrote the lyrics of a silly old song into something really weird and stupid. A friend suggested I just rework the whole song in this style but I never went through with that idea. The ending is somewhat unclear but the song causes an immaculate conception in Trish and she squeezed out the singer’s miracle baby. Makes perfect sense, right?
I was sure this cartoon would be a huge success. I was wrong! I just like the idea of a tv show based around a talking dog whose only character trait is that he wears a bluetooth headset. It’s so dumb and that’s the point! Pager Cat is pretty awesome too.
If you’ve ever worked in a kitchen you know that a lot of weird stories get bandied about while you work to pass the downtime. Anyway, this fish sticks story was one of those. A co-worker used to have this neighbor that would come over every time he was eating fish sticks because he wanted some but would never outwardly ask. He’d just linger until he was offered some of the fish sticks. Hence, this cartoon.
I really like singing stupid songs and changing the lyrics. That’s all this was. The Mario 2 thing at the end makes me laugh everytime for some reason. I like the idea of being lost inside an environment that’s completely incomprehensible.
Here’s another video where I tried to reach out to gain a more broad audience. It didn’t work. People hate this video for some reason. Which is amusing in and of itself.