The Grand Canyon is a pretty big hole. We are scheduled to complete editing the Julius Bloop short documentary on Wednesday. With any luck it will be online sometime by the end of the week. So you weirdos can hear me talk about crap like toilet bowls filled with ice cream. Sorry that there was no Jolene last week but I didn’t have a solid inspiration. Luckily, I spotted some Vagisil while food shopping today and subsequently walked up and [...]
No sun today. Bloop activities are going pretty well – the Jolene Podcast has over 20 subscribers and some weirdo called me an “escaped retard“. Yay! I demand you leave comments. All of you. You know who you are. Mike, Kyle, Grandpa Bonerface and Cookies the rabid rabbit. I need your comments as a means to reinforce that, yes, people do actually read this crap and as a way for us to come together. I would like to wish Greg [...]
It’s hot. Updates have slowed down because I’m actually working a job now that requires me to hover, dead-eyed, over a fryer in a hot kitchen, waiting for some fat guy’s chicken wings to finish cooking so that I can collect the meager paycheck that allows me to live another day in my hot dog-stinking apartment. There is a short documentary being made about Julius Bloop that will be awkward and embarrassing considering I’ve accomplished nothing outside of creating a [...]
I have recently been made a featured writer of an upstart comedy website that will officially launch in September. A beta version of the site will be open to the public soon so I will keep you up to date once things move forward.
Sorry. No “creek” today. I’ve been busy going to work and attending my tv station class. So unless someone wants to start paying me to write comedy (I’m looking at YOU, Conan O’Brien) you will have to suffer update delays. I will return as soon as I possibly can.
Paulie in on the streets and needs a friend to talk to. So while the cartoon is in the works, be patient!!! Go eat some grapes or something. They burn more calories to chew than to swallow.
Bloopys, I’m going to be gone for a couple days because of work. Try not to cry. I’ll be back on Tuesday with something to do with vaginas, I’m sure. ~JB
Dear readers, I would like to bring to your attention the new buttons located in the sidebar that link to various Julius Bloop productions. They’re a sexier way to promote The Journey of Merrill, Potato Trash, Hobo Village and Agent Kootex. Now, I would also like to know who has been accessing JuliusBloop.com by googling “diaper meat”. The culprit has visited multiple times a week for a few months now and I’m wondering why he/she/it doesn’t simply learn the URL [...]
JuliusBloop.com is proud to unveil the 2008 Floating Together Calendar. The perfect gift for Mother’s Day or other calendar-gifting appropriate events. Julius Bloop’s marketing and research development team realizes it may appear silly to release a calendar three months into the new year because the calendar-starved masses have, no doubt, been satiated and all other consumers could give a crap about calendars. Nevertheless, in order to stay competitive in the comedy calendar market, Floating Together – The Calendar is here [...]
Hey, I’m sorry for the lack of updates here at Julius Bloop. I’m currently in the midst of an apartment transition which has forced me to focus on things away from writing – much to my dismay. I promise to come back with full force as soon as things get settled. Thank you for your patience and stick with me. ~Bloop
Merry Christmas to all the weirdos who read this comedy blog. Thank you for supporting and spreading the retarded message of Julius Bloop. I will be taking a week long break from this website as to celebrate Christmas with my family. Enjoy the Holidays and see you in a week. ~Bloop
I’ve opened up a store where you can now get Julius Bloop T-shirts. Currently available are the Paulie Potato T-shirt and The Tourist T-shirt. I am selling these at cost and will not make a penny on them – I’m just providing them for any weirdos who want them. Like you!
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