I get it, America. Paul Blart is a well-meaning, schlub of an oaf, and you want to see him succeed. He’s Homer Simpson. He’s John Candy. He’s … YOU! In a certain light he’s not all that different from Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler – a New Jersey scab who just wants things to be better. But you gotta be high to buy a Paul Blart ticket instead of The Wrestler.
The moment you realize that your mouth tastes like a whale’s butt and your butt smells like a whale’s mouth is the moment you realize you’re actually an upside down whale.
I thought Tropic Thunder was last year’s only decent high-concept comedy but I forgot all about Ricky Gervais’ leading man debut in Ghost Town. And If there’s ever a reason to see a movie about ghosts annoying a “jerk dentist” it’s Ricky Gervais… who plays the jerk dentist.
A look at the inner workings of one weirdo’s mind.
Maybe This Only Amuses Me is a look at something fantastic on the web.
A look into the inner workings of one weirdo’s mind.
Ring in the new year by hanging up your 2009 Floating Together calendars.
Merry Christmas and Happy New Year from Julius Bloop.
Creek of Consciousness is the inner-workings of one weirdo’s mind.
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