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My Pants Are Like Fed Ex – Full Of Package

Written on 6 Aug, 2009 at 13:16 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 626 times | 3 Comments

Some tan lines can be awesome. Like, the old man I saw with distinct sock lines the other day. That guy can party. ... (Continue reading)

Julius Bloop T-Shirts BUY NOW

Written on 2 Aug, 2009 at 16:45 in Updates | viewed 328 times | 4 Comments

Order your Julius Bloop T-shirt now!... (Continue reading)

Grump Comedy Reviews – The Foot Fist Way

Written on 13 Jul, 2009 at 21:35 in Grumpy Comedy Reviews | viewed 666 times | 1 Comment

The Foot Fist Way stars Danny McBride as a sleepy-eyed narcissist who owns a McDojo where he abuses kids and hits on cute blondes. He's rude, clueless and generally unlikeable. The guy is so self-involved he doesn't realize his wife... (Continue reading)

King Clang A Lang And Friends Play Final Concert

Written on 12 Jul, 2009 at 17:24 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 727 times | 0 Comments

People who work in paperclip factories must hate bending things at home. ... (Continue reading)

You Have To Name Your Hobos

Written on 6 Jul, 2009 at 0:07 in I Pretend I'm Human | viewed 910 times | 3 Comments

You have to name your hobos. There are a handful of vagabonds in my neighborhood with characteristics so distinct; they’ve practically named themselves. My hobos are as follows: The Lapper, Eskimo Joe and Hookhand. ... (Continue reading)

Mojo Humphries Will Eat Your Goodie Bag

Written on 28 Jun, 2009 at 18:12 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 902 times | 12 Comments

A good name for a cat is Ricky Retardo. A good name for a retarded person is Whiskers.... (Continue reading)

Grumpy Comedy Reviews – The Hangover

Written on 23 Jun, 2009 at 13:46 in Grumpy Comedy Reviews | viewed 1,299 times | 1 Comment

The Hangover, besides hilarious, is also a really well-made flick full of interesting editing choices, novel camera movement, perfect soundtrack selection, and a clever narrative you wouldn't expect to find in a movie about four dopey guys and their colossal... (Continue reading)

The Brand New JuliusBloop.Com

Written on 21 Jun, 2009 at 16:00 in Updates | viewed 356 times | 3 Comments

A celebration for the weirdos... (Continue reading)

State Of The Bloop Address – New Website and T-shirts

Written on 18 Jun, 2009 at 23:45 in Updates | viewed 362 times | 1 Comment

The new juliusbloop website and t-shirts are on the way.... (Continue reading)

Baby Monsters Clean Out Ice Cream Trucks

Written on 16 Jun, 2009 at 13:03 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 726 times | 0 Comments

Dear Kevin, A snickers bar and an energy drink is not breakfast. To further illustrate my point, here’s some diarrhea. Sincerely, your body.... (Continue reading)