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  • Maybe This Only Amuses Me – Late Night with David Letterman Short Film

    Maybe This Only Amuses Me – Late Night with David Letterman Short Film

    Chris Elliott – The Traveling Poet Chris Elliott is possibly the most underappreciated comedian of the last twenty five years. He spent a long time with David Letterman doing various skits until he landed his own sitcom on Fox called Get A Life. The show was too funny and too weird for its own good (see: Arrested Development) and it was canceled. Elliott has made appearances in films such as Groundhog Day and Scary Movie 2 and also had a [...]

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  • Revisionist History – The Biography of Rosie O'Donnell

    Revisionist History – The Biography of Rosie O'Donnell

    *Revisionist History is an ignorant, irreverent and often grossly inaccurate look at the past. Enjoy!* Bloated and gay. It’s been a long, hard road to stardom for the surly comedian from Huntington, New York. The only daughter of Don and Doris O’Donnell, young Roseanne was prone to sneaking out of the house to perform stand up comedy at local dive bars like the Yuck Yuck Shack and Timmy’s Waterin’ Hole. Despite her parent’s pleas to stay in school, Rosie dropped [...]

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  • Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos

    Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos

    The internet is a great place to find a soul mate. Simply type a list of your favorite movies or briefly explain your interest in food and Cupid’s arrow will be arriving shortly. Craigslist personal ads have a particular knack for being at times bizarre, confusing and quite often embarrassing. Let’s take a look at a few choice pictures that were posted in my city of Portland, Oregon. NOTE: Feel free to click the pictures themselves to see a screenshot [...]

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  • Cave Babies Mobilize – Gerber Employees Fear For Lives

    Cave Babies Mobilize – Gerber Employees Fear For Lives

    I am amazed by facebook members that have over a thousand pictures of themselves. I don’t think a thousand pictures of me exist in this dimension let alone the Internet. Note: The Internet is a different dimension. Food is always best in sandwich form – turkey, fried haddock and me. The “bread” in the case of “me” is hot chicks with the occasional slice of pumpernickel. No cheese. Fat People Alert: I have recently noticed a poster for a peanut [...]

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  • Uninformed Reviews – Videogames: February 2008

    Uninformed Reviews – Videogames: February 2008

    February is traditionally a slow time for new videogames. Christmas has gone back in its hole and New Year’s Evolutions are already broken. Luckily for gamers, there are a few new gems to dust off the K-Mart shelf and add to your collection! Devil May Cry 4 Executive Producer Tomonobu Itagaki says this is the, “Crying-est devil game to date.” I say it may be the deviling-est cry game to date. Kleenex peripheral is clunky at times. Score – 8.8 [...]

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  • Book Review and Analysis: A Confederacy of Dunces

    Book Review and Analysis: A Confederacy of Dunces

    “A good book is the precious life-blood of a master-spirit, embalmed and treasured up on purpose for a life beyond.” – Milton (p. 237) Comedy is truth and pain. Within that concept lives A Confederacy of Dunces, the 1981 Pulitzer Prize winning classic comedy by John Kennedy Toole. The award was given to Toole posthumously due to his unfortunate suicide in 1969. The book was published thanks to feverish lobbying by Toole’s mother to local college professor and writer Walker [...]

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  • Maybe This Only Amuses Me – Julie Brown Music Video

    Julie Brown – The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun This is the kind of crap I grew up on so it may be a clear indication of why I turned out this way. The 80′s were ridiculous.

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  • Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos

    Craigslist Personal Ads Are Full Of Weirdos

    The internet is a great place to find a soul mate. Simply type a list of your favorite movies or briefly explain your interest in food and Cupid’s arrow will be arriving shortly. Craigslist personal ads have a particular knack for being at times bizarre, confusing and quite often embarrassing. Let’s take a look at a few choice pictures that were posted in my city of Portland, Oregon. NOTE: Feel free to click the pictures themselves to see a screenshot [...]

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  • Uninformed Reviews – Movies: January 2008

    Uninformed Reviews – Movies: January 2008

    Well 2007 was a great year for cinema but it’s time to say goodbye to yesterday and hello to the movies of tomorrow – today! Forget losing weight, quitting smoking or divorcing your spouses, let’s make a new year’s resolution we can all keep…watch more movies! Cloverfield The latest installment in the Leprechaun series and first to hit theaters since the 1993 smash hit that launched Friend’s star Courtney Cox is a blarney stone blast. Planet Cloverfield, home of the [...]

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  • Government Enacts Elimination of the Bowl Cut: Offers Free Hippo Rides

    Government Enacts Elimination of the Bowl Cut: Offers Free Hippo Rides

    Someone once told me that eating fast food is incredibly unhealthy for your body. I don’t remember who told me that, though. Oh, that’s right, it was my asshole. Taco Bell is to me as canned spinach is to Popeye. However, instead of battleships firing cannonballs inside exaggerated biceps, the white flag of surrender waves inside my lower intestines and my consciousness sinks to the bottom of the Nap Sea. IKEA is an enormous home furnishing outlet where not only [...]

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  • Maybe This Only Amuses Me – Steve Agee's Weirdo Internet Show #2

    Hank Sugarman’s Around The House #2 Here is episode two of Steve Agee’s Super Deluxe show Hank Sugarman’s Around The House. You may recognize Agee from Comedy Central’s The Sarah Silverman Program. He plays Brian Posehn’s gay lover – it is quite hysterical.

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  • A Word from Bloop…

    Hey, I’m sorry for the lack of updates here at Julius Bloop. I’m currently in the midst of an apartment transition which has forced me to focus on things away from writing – much to my dismay. I promise to come back with full force as soon as things get settled. Thank you for your patience and stick with me. ~Bloop

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