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State Of The Bloop Address – Slow Grind Blooping

Written on 27 Oct, 2009 at 12:50 in Updates | viewed 210 times | 0 Comments

Well, things have become incredibly slow around here. ... (Continue reading)

Fat Symmetry Becomes A Reality

Written on 20 Oct, 2009 at 12:14 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 467 times | 2 Comments

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. The way to an artichoke’s heart is through dip.... (Continue reading)

It’s Just A Drug. You’re On A Drug.

Written on 7 Oct, 2009 at 23:23 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 498 times | 0 Comments

People take anti-depression medication in developed countries but the third world has better medicine. The preferred prescription of the jungle is Tigergonnaeatyourass and the popular pill of the desert is Wherethewaterat? ... (Continue reading)

Mario Kids Trade Mushrooms For Pumpkins

Written on 30 Sep, 2009 at 1:10 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 545 times | 4 Comments

Everyone thinks energy drinks are a new phenomenon but people have always had them. Coffee has been around for centuries and in the 80's people drank cocaine. ... (Continue reading)

Stream Writing – Smokin’ Joe

Written on 24 Sep, 2009 at 21:59 in I Pretend I'm Human | viewed 463 times | 3 Comments

*This is a completely un-edited piece of stream of consciousness writing. It's a writing exercise that took about five minutes. It is what it is!*... (Continue reading)

Surfin’ Grandma Canes Her Way Into Semi-Finals

Written on 9 Sep, 2009 at 13:39 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 511 times | 4 Comments

It’s impossible to choose a career when you’re a kid. My best friend swore he’d grow up to be a marine biologist but he ended up being a gay dude. ... (Continue reading)

Can’t Teach An Old Alchemist New Transmutations

Written on 1 Sep, 2009 at 0:06 in Diary of a Warcraft Player | viewed 417 times | 7 Comments

Today was just another ordinary day at Dan Plesac Technical High School in Gary, Indiana. Uh, ordinary other than that it was the first day of my SENIOR YEAR LOLOLOLOL!!!!11 You got it, bish. Senior year. We’re the Alpha males, we’re the... (Continue reading)

The Ballad of Marjorie Menopause

Written on 30 Aug, 2009 at 15:11 in I Pretend I'm Human | viewed 720 times | 9 Comments

“You gave me strength. You held my hand. You dried my womb. You gave me crabs.” Those were the final prophetic words left by the one that got away. The one with glorious treats. The one named Marjorie Menopause. We met at a... (Continue reading)

State Of The Bloop Address – Back In The Saddle

Written on 27 Aug, 2009 at 13:13 in Updates | viewed 1,120 times | 0 Comments

An update in the world of Bloop.... (Continue reading)

Will You Ride My Scooter In Lieu Of A Mustache?

Written on 20 Aug, 2009 at 18:35 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 759 times | 3 Comments

There’s nothing worse than a pimple on your lip. Except maybe getting tied to railroad tracks and not being saved by Popeye. That’s my short list of the worst things ever. ... (Continue reading)