Back In Business
“Well,” said Terry, “our bloodhound, Cooter, had gave birth to a buncha’ pups…and, well…we needed a place to store some.”
“Well,” said Terry, “our bloodhound, Cooter, had gave birth to a buncha’ pups…and, well…we needed a place to store some.”
There have to be cloud bugs, right? They feed on the fluffy air and pee raindrops? And some cloud bugs make lightning? What I’m trying to say is – I don’t understand weather.
Anyway, more comedy coming this week including a new Pillow Babble and maybe a new Janice video.
Not 15 minutes after I finished my Mocha Latte and Cinnamon Pecan Strudel, I felt a most unholy rumbling in my stomach.
The economy is in the dumpster so it’s comedy time.
When the chocolate Pop Tart came out, people scoffed, “Dessert for breakfast?!” Now, with flavors like Hot Fudge Sundae and Cookies And Crème, they see Blueberry on the shelf and say, “Gay for breakfast?!”
I won’t lie, guys. You know how everyone on TV says we’re in a recession? Well, The General has been in a DEPRESSION for like 3 weeks.
Leanne left me, I was failing school, I was actually GAINING weight again lol. I made Gundomomz stock up on Hot Pockets because wtf, my diet isn’t working anyway. The bacon and cheese rules when I’m waiting in the queue for Eye of the Storm lol.
Thanks to The Lost News for recently bestowing Julius Bloop with the Brilliante Weblog Award for 2008.
I struggle back and forth between being hot and cold so much you’d swear I was a menopausal woman. Also, I can no longer menstruate. And I hate your father.
I was recently interviewed by Chris Cameron of Angry Seafood. Thanks, Chris, for the opportunity to tell a joke about semen-flavored Gatorade.
Why is maple syrup so expensive? Oh, that’s right – because it’s tree blood. And the beaver is nature’s vampire.
Nine Megamans are all you need now that this game is back again for the first time in forever!