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“Well,” said Terry, “our bloodhound, Cooter, had gave birth to a buncha’ pups…and, well…we needed a place to store some.”
Home » Editorials (Page 11)
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Bertha Barfa's Back Alley Milk Stand Busted
There have to be cloud bugs, right? They feed on the fluffy air and pee raindrops? And some cloud bugs make lightning? What I’m trying to say is – I don’t understand weather.
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State Of The Bloop Address – Another Weirdo
Anyway, more comedy coming this week including a new Pillow Babble and maybe a new Janice video.
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Vacation Time For A Gentleman
Not 15 minutes after I finished my Mocha Latte and Cinnamon Pecan Strudel, I felt a most unholy rumbling in my stomach.
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State Of The Bloop Address – Twitter
The economy is in the dumpster so it’s comedy time.
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I'm Gonna Bone You And The Bird's Gonna Watch
When the chocolate Pop Tart came out, people scoffed, “Dessert for breakfast?!” Now, with flavors like Hot Fudge Sundae and Cookies And Crème, they see Blueberry on the shelf and say, “Gay for breakfast?!”
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Crisis Averted, Onward To Glory
I won’t lie, guys. You know how everyone on TV says we’re in a recession? Well, The General has been in a DEPRESSION for like 3 weeks.
Leanne left me, I was failing school, I was actually GAINING weight again lol. I made Gundomomz stock up on Hot Pockets because wtf, my diet isn’t working anyway. The bacon and cheese rules when I’m waiting in the queue for Eye of the Storm lol.
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Brilliante Weblog Award 2008
Thanks to The Lost News for recently bestowing Julius Bloop with the Brilliante Weblog Award for 2008.
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Captain Banana Crushes Bank, Saves Economy
I struggle back and forth between being hot and cold so much you’d swear I was a menopausal woman. Also, I can no longer menstruate. And I hate your father.
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State Of The Bloop Address – Weirdo Recognition
I was recently interviewed by Chris Cameron of Angry Seafood. Thanks, Chris, for the opportunity to tell a joke about semen-flavored Gatorade.
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Weirdo Exposes Balls Trying To Kick Fire Baby
Why is maple syrup so expensive? Oh, that’s right – because it’s tree blood. And the beaver is nature’s vampire.
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Videogames – September 2008
Nine Megamans are all you need now that this game is back again for the first time in forever!
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