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I assume the muffin is the lesbian breakfast of choice. It’s also the sexual activity of choice. The bumper sticker of choice is – Gone Muffin’!
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Bulletstorm: Informed Videogame Review
The phallic-infused first person shooter Bulletstorm developed by People Can Fly and Epic Games and published by EA Games couldn’t come at a better time.
Dicktits.
Playing like a faster-paced first person version of Gears of War with a bit of Burnout-style flair via the skillshot system and dick tons of self-deprecation, Bulletstorm breathes new life into a genre that I was getting slightly bored with.
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Undead Nightmare: Informed Videogame Review
If you mate with a zombie that is tied up and gagged – would that be considered necrophilia? Even if it was, is it wrong? If true, is Twilight by Stephanie Meyer considered obscene and immoral? Obscene in that vampires are dead (yet alive) and immoral in that it makes millions of young women (and single 40+ year old men), want to offer their throbbing loins to them? Seeing as how popular the series has become in both print and [...]
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Horrible Child Visits The Nightmare Pole
It’s unfair that if you have a collection of books, people call it a library but if you have a collection of dildos people call the police.
I hate it when you make fun of someone behind their back and somebody replies, “You wouldn’t say that if so and so were here!” Yeah, and I wouldn’t take a dump in the kiddie pool if my grandma was watching. Again.
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Call Of Duty: Black Ops – Informed Videogame Review
Before we begin, allow me to share a short story.
I open the door to the bar after failing to notice the sign in the long and dark alley. It has been a miserable day at the academy and I really need a drink to take the edge off.
Upon entering, I sense deja vu. I take a seat at the bar, utter some kind words and order a drink.
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Sengoku Basara: Samurai Heroes – Informed Videogame Review
Before going to sleep, many little girls and boys pray for a new Barbie, an Xbox game or a secret visit to the donut shop (re: fat kids).
When I go to sleep, I hope when I wake up I’m somehow transformed into a geisha to be used by a group of karaoked-out Japanese business men during one of their wicked bukaki sessions.
Yet, I continue to wake up the same broke, over-educated, unemployed and now balding jackass with man-boobs that I’ve been for a while.
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Bernard Chan and Queen Postman
Every now and then, my friend GM, tells me to write a brief story based on something simple. This story was based upon the name “Bernard Chan and Queen Postman” Enjoy. Many years ago, in the land known as New France – there was a forbidden love nary a goat would speak of. For betwixt the thick mulberry bushes near Armpit Meadows, a pair of unlikely rabbits did snuggle. Bernard Chan, an incredibly overweight rabbit of nine years spent his [...]
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Medal Of Honor: Informed Videogame Review
When the best part of the videogame you just bought is that at some point it ends, you know you played a terrible game.
Such is the case with EA’s reboot of their Medal of Honor (MOH) series, the videogame equivalent of waking up from a nap, looking in the mirror and seeing that you are now Rosie O’Donnell.
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Bloop Updates – Merrill, New Show, Stickers
Wow, lady. Lots of things.
First, Merrill. I have received the original raw footage from The Journey Of Merrill courtesy of Keith Carlson. I will be re-cutting it and posting a brand new version sometime in the near future. I hope to streamline everything and make it even more enjoyable for all. As a good mustache movie should be.
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DJ Hero 2: Informed Videogame Review
When the first DJ Hero was announced – I was intrigued. For years, I’ve enjoyed playing timing-based music games from Guitar Hero 2 through Rock Band 2. The latter I’ve put hundreds of hours into, much of which spent playing the downloadable content (D.L.C.).
So I was excited for DJ Hero because it offered the genre something fresh: new types of music to tap to and a new controller to learn.
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The Garbage Man Pictures
Production Stills From The Garbage Man Film Taken By Kris Wei
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Jerry Bloop on IMG!
As part of my ongoing collaborative relationship with Vsauce, Jerry Bloop is a special guest on the latest episode of IMG!
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