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Grumpy Comedy Reviews – The Invention Of Lying

Written on 9 Mar, 2010 at 2:08 in Grumpy Comedy Reviews | viewed 110 times | 2 Comments

The Office was good. Extras was really good. Ghost Town was okaaay, and Ricky Gervais was the one decent thing at the Golden Globes aside from Jon Hamm's beard. Did you see his jab at Mel Gibson? Man, what a... (Continue reading)

Nap Gold Medalists Still Nappin’

Written on 19 Feb, 2010 at 14:46 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 125 times | 0 Comments

Children with backpacks are going to school. Adults with backpacks are going to hike. Old people with backpacks are going to need back surgery.... (Continue reading)

Creek Trickle

Written on 9 Feb, 2010 at 14:37 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 224 times | 4 Comments

Here are some Creek Of Consciousness ideas or jokes that never amounted to anything. Enjoy.... (Continue reading)

Developing A Short Film

Written on 2 Feb, 2010 at 17:36 in Updates | viewed 186 times | 5 Comments

An update on the world of Bloop.... (Continue reading)

Bring Your Pet To Work Day A Grapetacular Success

Written on 10 Jan, 2010 at 19:34 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 427 times | 3 Comments

I bought a Snuggie and it didn’t work at all. I took a dump inside of it and it just made a huge mess! Thanks for nothing, Snuggie.... (Continue reading)

Grumpy Comedy Reviews – Wild Hogs

Written on 22 Dec, 2009 at 1:56 in Grumpy Comedy Reviews | viewed 457 times | 1 Comment

What is there to say, really? Wild Hogs is a terrible, homophobic, piece of shit movie. The fact that it racked up millions at the box office should be proof enough we deserve complete economic and social collapse. The sooner... (Continue reading)

The Struggles Of Money Man

Written on 14 Dec, 2009 at 1:22 in I Pretend I'm Human | viewed 314 times | 0 Comments

If the world is my oyster – I must be allergic to shellfish. I just might be the loneliest rich guy in the world or the richest lonely guy in the world. ... (Continue reading)

Rainbow Man and Lollipop Lady Get Colorful Divorce

Written on 24 Nov, 2009 at 21:45 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 563 times | 2 Comments

I want my headstone to say, “Here lies Kevin – he didn’t understand anything.” People will think I’m trying to be cool or philosophical until they realize my casket is full of jellybeans. Then, they’ll get it.... (Continue reading)

State Of The Bloop Address – New Potato Trash Soon

Written on 8 Nov, 2009 at 20:59 in Updates | viewed 183 times | 0 Comments

Who let you in here? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. ... (Continue reading)

Santa’s Village Adds Therapy Hut

Written on 2 Nov, 2009 at 13:49 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 452 times | 1 Comment

You know you live in a city of lazy people when your mailman says good morning at 1pm. Also, he’s on a segway. And wearing a diaper. Y'know? I'm not sure he's the mailman.... (Continue reading)

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