The Office was good. Extras was really good. Ghost Town was okaaay, and Ricky Gervais was the one decent thing at the Golden Globes aside from Jon Hamm's beard. Did you see his jab at Mel Gibson? Man, what a... (Continue reading)
Children with backpacks are going to school. Adults with backpacks are going to hike. Old people with backpacks are going to need back surgery.... (Continue reading)
Here are some Creek Of Consciousness ideas or jokes that never amounted to anything. Enjoy.... (Continue reading)
An update on the world of Bloop.... (Continue reading)
I bought a Snuggie and it didn’t work at all. I took a dump inside of it and it just made a huge mess! Thanks for nothing, Snuggie.... (Continue reading)
What is there to say, really? Wild Hogs is a terrible, homophobic, piece of shit movie. The fact that it racked up millions at the box office should be proof enough we deserve complete economic and social collapse. The sooner... (Continue reading)
If the world is my oyster – I must be allergic to shellfish. I just might be the loneliest rich guy in the world or the richest lonely guy in the world. ... (Continue reading)
I want my headstone to say, “Here lies Kevin – he didn’t understand anything.” People will think I’m trying to be cool or philosophical until they realize my casket is full of jellybeans. Then, they’ll get it.... (Continue reading)
Who let you in here? Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were someone else. ... (Continue reading)
You know you live in a city of lazy people when your mailman says good morning at 1pm. Also, he’s on a segway. And wearing a diaper. Y'know? I'm not sure he's the mailman.... (Continue reading)