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Amazing Pigcat Show Debuts At Local Trailer Park
Written on 3 Mar, 2009 at 1:34 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 451 times | 3 Comments
Monkey-dolphins are man's best friend - whether they're swimming in your bathtub, swinging from your chandelier or simply enjoying a sea banana. I’ve often dreamt of having another pet monkey-dolphin but it just wouldn’t be the same. Rest in peace,... (Continue reading)
NBA All-Star Weekend 1883 is Hoop Heaven
Written on 17 Feb, 2009 at 2:30 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 244 times | 6 Comments
It’s impossible to reference churning butter without it becoming sexual. Unless you actually churn butter for a living– then you probably hate to stroke weiners after work. Or maybe you're the dong-tug master? I'm really confused. ... (Continue reading)
Area Girl Demands Shoes And Ammo
Written on 3 Feb, 2009 at 1:48 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 289 times | 3 Comments
The moment you realize that your mouth tastes like a whale’s butt and your butt smells like a whale’s mouth is the moment you realize you’re actually an upside down whale.... (Continue reading)
Local Fatty Sucks At Losing Weight
Written on 20 Jan, 2009 at 14:40 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 130 times | 2 Comments
A look at the inner workings of one weirdo's mind.... (Continue reading)
Prozac Babies Losing Interest In Peek-A-Boo
Written on 4 Jan, 2009 at 19:04 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 286 times | 2 Comments
A look into the inner workings of one weirdo's mind.... (Continue reading)
Toilet Bed Hits Market with WoW Reviews
Written on 12 Dec, 2008 at 13:58 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 100 times | 2 Comments
Creek of Consciousness is the inner-workings of one weirdo's mind.... (Continue reading)
Prettiest Girl Of All Time Is A Boy
Written on 4 Dec, 2008 at 11:54 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 91 times | 3 Comments
Creek of Consciousness is the inner-workings of one weirdo's mind.... (Continue reading)
Karate Kid Loves Chips. Paint Chips.
Written on 18 Nov, 2008 at 1:00 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 51 times | 3 Comments
Creek of Consciousness is the inner-workings of a weirdo's mind.... (Continue reading)
Hobo Weekly Announces Couple Of The Month
Written on 7 Nov, 2008 at 2:50 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 51 times | 5 Comments
Don’t you hate it when you barf on someone else's shoes and they’re all like, “You’re under arrest!” That’s so dumb.... (Continue reading)
Best Of – Creek Of Consciousness
Written on 23 Oct, 2008 at 22:09 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 95 times | 5 Comments
If I ate a cupcake for every time I've enjoyed eating a pea I would eat no goddamn cupcakes.... (Continue reading)
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