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Area Girl Demands Shoes And Ammo
The moment you realize that your mouth tastes like a whale’s butt and your butt smells like a whale’s mouth is the moment you realize you’re actually an upside down whale.
Home » Editorials » Creek of Consciousness (Page 3)
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Local Fatty Sucks At Losing Weight
A look at the inner workings of one weirdo’s mind.
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Prozac Babies Losing Interest In Peek-A-Boo
A look into the inner workings of one weirdo’s mind.
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Toilet Bed Hits Market with WoW Reviews
Creek of Consciousness is the inner-workings of one weirdo’s mind.
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Prettiest Girl Of All Time Is A Boy
Creek of Consciousness is the inner-workings of one weirdo’s mind.
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Karate Kid Loves Chips. Paint Chips.
Creek of Consciousness is the inner-workings of a weirdo’s mind.
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Hobo Weekly Announces Couple Of The Month
Don’t you hate it when you barf on someone else’s shoes and they’re all like, “You’re under arrest!” That’s so dumb.
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Best Of – Creek Of Consciousness
If I ate a cupcake for every time I’ve enjoyed eating a pea I would eat no goddamn cupcakes.
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Bertha Barfa's Back Alley Milk Stand Busted
There have to be cloud bugs, right? They feed on the fluffy air and pee raindrops? And some cloud bugs make lightning? What I’m trying to say is – I don’t understand weather.
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I'm Gonna Bone You And The Bird's Gonna Watch
When the chocolate Pop Tart came out, people scoffed, “Dessert for breakfast?!” Now, with flavors like Hot Fudge Sundae and Cookies And Crème, they see Blueberry on the shelf and say, “Gay for breakfast?!”
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Captain Banana Crushes Bank, Saves Economy
I struggle back and forth between being hot and cold so much you’d swear I was a menopausal woman. Also, I can no longer menstruate. And I hate your father.
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Weirdo Exposes Balls Trying To Kick Fire Baby
Why is maple syrup so expensive? Oh, that’s right – because it’s tree blood. And the beaver is nature’s vampire.
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