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..And Everybody Dies

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:45:43 +0000

4/24/05

The final comic

This is it.

I hope you have enjoyed the run of Agent Kootex comics.

I will be working on developing a new comic over the summer and I also promise to bulk up this site with as much information about Agent Kootex as I can provide.

Agent Kootex has come a long way in these past two years and I thank you for visiting this site and giving me a reason to update it.

Please feel free to share this website with your friends and keep Agent Kootex in your hearts.

Thanks, everyone.

It’s Almost Over

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:44:21 +0000

4/17/05

What a piece of crap.

This comic is titled “It’s almost over” because it’s a stupid comic and the run of Agent Kootex is almost done.

I have been using the supporting cast less and less.

It’s becoming more apparent that it’s time for me to move on to another project.

There will probably be only 2 or so more Kootex comics made.

I do plan on thickening this website and including as much information as possible once the comics are done.

I’m also going to dump the forum because it never gets used.

More details in the coming weeks.

Until next time, new fetus comic on the right.

I’m Goin’ To Hell

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:43:14 +0000

4/11/05

Who ya gonna call? PopeBusters!

Nothin’ against John Paul the DEUCE but the fact that every network news station has morphed into Pope Funeral TV is a tad annoying.

After announcing I was working on a Pope comic a few people were surprised how shockingly unoffensive this comic is.

Or at least how offensive I could’ve made it but didn’t.

But when you’re poking fun at the death of the Pope I don’t think you need to involve sodomizing him with his scepter in order to rattle some cages.

New fetuses on the right.

Until next time, check out stand up comedian Jim Gaffigan.

Tribute To Mitch Hedberg

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:42:03 +0000

4/03/05

Mitch Hedberg: 1968-2005

This comic is directly based off of one of Mitch’s jokes with a couple of references to things he mentioned in his act over the years.

The beret, Smackey the Frog and burritos.

It’s safe to say that Mitch Hedberg was one of the freshest, most intelligent stand up comedians to surface in recent years.

His unique look on life allowed us to laugh at ourselves.

He will be greatly missed.

Just Get Over It

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:41:00 +0000

3/30/05

Cumulus Are The Fluffy Ones

There hasn’t been an update in a little while because I was busy landing an internship at Late Night with Conan O’Brien for this summer

Hooray.

This comic is the culmination of my frustration with people being unable to get over the fact that I have a talking tampon cartoon character.

I could’ve made another cute doggy comic or boring office worker comic.

But where’s the fun in THAT?

I don’t know, whatever.

Kootex is gonna be dead in the few weeks anyway so it’s not like it really matters.

New fetuses are a click away on your right.

Until next time, wakka wakka wakka

Inspirational Potato

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:40:00 +0000

3/13/05

Potatoes Are Hilarious

This comic was made at the last minute.

This potato has some sort of moose antlers for absolutely NO reason.

It just seemed to make sense at the time.

I guess this comic is some sort of knock at motivational speakers and childhood TV personalities that warp your mind with unrealistically positive attitudes.

It was a struggle for me not to use profanity.

There’s a new Floating Together on the right.

Until next time, Fight Night Round 2 is really awesome.

Sick Day

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:38:09 +0000

3/05/05

No Goitering!

Yeah, so it turns out that goiters only grow in your neck.

OH WELL.

This is a special forehead-goiter.

It’s especially TASTY.

Maxine is Kootex’s mom is this comic for absolutely no reason.

But I figure that I tossed any sense of storyline or coherency out the window a long time ago.

There’s a new fetus comic. Check it out.

Until next time, Shaq is the man.

One Liner Bliss

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:37:02 +0000

2/27/05

In a while, Crocodile.

I love ridiculous 80′s action movies and the horribly great one liners delivered after gruesome deaths.

That was the inspiration for this comic.

I’ve also been reading the AKIRA graphic novels lately and became inspired by the separated action panels.

I hope you’ve also been noticing the new Kootex Circle graphics in the upper left corner of the page.

There’s a new Floating Together so be sure to check that out.

Until next time, read the AKIRA graphic novels.

Love Is In The Air

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:35:48 +0000

2/21/05

Saggy, Flabby and Crabby

This is a Valentine’s Day comic two weeks too late.

I think this comic pretty much speaks for itself.

I particularly enjoyed turning the young couple’s “excitement” lines into the elderly couple’s “stink” lines.

Makes sense to me.

New Floating Together on the right.

Until next time, Ludacris is fun times. I enjoy him.

What Just Happened?

bloop — Fri, 11 May 2012 06:34:36 +0000

2/13/05

Cannibilistic Conflagration

There weren’t any “large destructive fires” or “feeding on the flesh of one’s own kind” in this comic but those two words certainly sound neat together.

DON’T THEY?

This comic was influenced by the zombie infestation that has been overwhelming me in the form of Resident Evil 4.

I wanted to make a zombie-kootex comic but I couldn’t write any zombie-jokes that weren’t hack piles of human viscera.

Therefore, I settled on a disturbed PCP-induced murder spree.

That’s a logical progression, no?

New Floating Together on the right.

Until next time, buy Resident Evil 4.