What is there to say, really? Wild Hogs is a terrible, homophobic, piece of shit movie. The fact that it racked up millions at the box office should be proof enough we deserve complete economic and social collapse. The sooner... (Continue reading)
The Foot Fist Way stars Danny McBride as a sleepy-eyed narcissist who owns a McDojo where he abuses kids and hits on cute blondes. He's rude, clueless and generally unlikeable. The guy is so self-involved he doesn't realize his wife... (Continue reading)
The Hangover, besides hilarious, is also a really well-made flick full of interesting editing choices, novel camera movement, perfect soundtrack selection, and a clever narrative you wouldn't expect to find in a movie about four dopey guys and their colossal... (Continue reading)
Mike Judge's latest animated effort, The Goode Family, can't escape comparisons to its animated family sitcom contemporaries (there are approximately one million of them now) and I'm not sure we need another one. Especially one that seems this outdated.... (Continue reading)
Seth Rogen appears in his four hundredth movie of the year as a screaming, swearing, disturbing oaf of a mall cop – yeah, our second mall cop movie in as many months. Observe and Report tries so hard to wow... (Continue reading)
If the movie was just Tom Hanks and his babe running through neon alleyways as he chases her with an egg beater (which he does in one scene) then this would be a terrific, cute little comedic gem about love... (Continue reading)
Black Knight opens with Martin Lawrence torturing himself in the bathroom and making weird noises. Apparently, this is his morning routine. It's a decent way to start the movie - if only to believe Martin Lawrence really does this and... (Continue reading)
He's Just Not That Into You opens with the New Line logo. Wait, NEW LINE? I thought New Line was dead because they keep making shit like He's Just Not That Into You - a romantic comedy similar to others... (Continue reading)
Yeah, I saw it. Not a whole lot to talk about, really. It's so void of humor, charm, emotion – anything. It's a black hole of cinema, sucking away the nebulous talent and respect of all those I mentioned above.... (Continue reading)
Role Models looks like another stale Judd Apatow/Will Ferrell thing, and WELL it kinda is but I still managed to enjoy it - thanks to decent writing and direction by Stella/SuperJail! superstar David Wain, some foul-mouthed kids, and a whole... (Continue reading)