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Mr. Jonitals Reads The Ballad Of Marjorie Menopause

Written on 2 Sep, 2009 at 1:27 in Short Films | viewed 523 times | 0 Comments

Hello, my name is Mr Jonitals and I'm going to read you a story today. It was written by Julius Bloop. Hope you enjoy it, children.... (Continue reading)

The Ballad of Marjorie Menopause

Written on 30 Aug, 2009 at 15:11 in I Pretend I'm Human | viewed 1,066 times | 9 Comments

“You gave me strength. You held my hand. You dried my womb. You gave me crabs.” Those were the final prophetic words left by the one that got away. The one with glorious treats. The one named Marjorie Menopause. We met at a... (Continue reading)

State Of The Bloop Address – Back In The Saddle

Written on 27 Aug, 2009 at 13:13 in Updates | viewed 1,662 times | 0 Comments

An update in the world of Bloop.... (Continue reading)

The Child Abuse Show – Episode 15

Written on 25 Aug, 2009 at 1:44 in Destructor Bros. | viewed 732 times | 2 Comments

Andric has a secret he wants to reveal but rather than listening, daddy makes his son bring in the mail...at night...on Sunday? ... (Continue reading)

Creek Speak – Mailman and Pavarotti

Written on 23 Aug, 2009 at 20:25 in Creek Speak | viewed 989 times | 1 Comment

Hey, you. Looking pretty good. I like that dress. Is it your grandmothers? She had style. I tried a little something new in this installment. I hope you like it. ... (Continue reading)

Will You Ride My Scooter In Lieu Of A Mustache?

Written on 20 Aug, 2009 at 18:35 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 1,179 times | 3 Comments

There’s nothing worse than a pimple on your lip. Except maybe getting tied to railroad tracks and not being saved by Popeye. That’s my short list of the worst things ever. ... (Continue reading)

Floating Together – Hollywood Calling

Written on 20 Aug, 2009 at 0:38 in Floating Together | viewed 369 times | 0 Comments

Floating Together is an In Utero comic... (Continue reading)

Jerry Bloop – Life Lessons IX Swearing

Written on 16 Aug, 2009 at 22:23 in The Bloops | viewed 674 times | 1 Comment

Jerry Bloop here with another one of life's lessons! Swearing too much? Mouth like a sailor? No problem! Just make your mom buy bulk popsicles from the food store and wash that dirty mouth TASTY!... (Continue reading)

Creek Speak – Food Down The Toilet

Written on 13 Aug, 2009 at 20:21 in Creek Speak | viewed 891 times | 0 Comments

Here's a quick story involving the need to impulse-buy new products and also throwing food away by accident.... (Continue reading)

Future Cynic – Stupid Old Flat Panel TVs

Written on 12 Aug, 2009 at 12:19 in Future Cynic | viewed 878 times | 2 Comments

Greetings from our crappy future! In this episode I discuss my work ethic, the problem with purple ray hddvdvds and the inconvenience of those stupid old flat panel TVs! I hate those burdock things!... (Continue reading)