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Creek Speak – Toys R Us Was The Ultimate Vacation

Written on 18 Mar, 2010 at 21:16 in Creek Speak | viewed 69 times | 0 Comments

I came to the realization recently that no place I travel to will be as amazing as going to Toys R Us as a little kid. ... (Continue reading)

Giveth Thy Lute

Written on 10 Mar, 2010 at 10:04 in Short Films | viewed 113 times | 4 Comments

This is a parody of The Notorious B.I.G.'s classic track "Gimme The Loot" set in medieval times. The video clips are from various episodes of The Adventures of Robin Hood and a Robin Hood film from 1922. I made this... (Continue reading)

That Guy Is A Total Midget Fucker

Written on 2 Mar, 2010 at 12:00 in Creek Speak | viewed 96 times | 0 Comments

Tall guy short girl - applebees. You know what I'm talking about? ... (Continue reading)

Jerry Bloop – Play Guitar Like A Rock Star

Written on 25 Feb, 2010 at 13:12 in The Bloops | viewed 133 times | 0 Comments

Greetings, all in the internet realm! Jerry Bloop, here - with another one of life's lessons. Can't play guitar? Don't want to practice? NO PROBLEM! Just follow these simple steps and you're on your way to getting a serious... (Continue reading)

Horny Elf Has A Sweet Ass

Written on 22 Feb, 2010 at 16:51 in Bloop Dubs | viewed 141 times | 2 Comments

Here is an old commercial for HO Oats. The only Oats that looks like curdled cum and give you a sweet ass. I'm not sure about the ethics of this ad but it was clearly controversial in its time. ... (Continue reading)

Nap Gold Medalists Still Nappin’

Written on 19 Feb, 2010 at 14:46 in Creek of Consciousness | viewed 124 times | 0 Comments

Children with backpacks are going to school. Adults with backpacks are going to hike. Old people with backpacks are going to need back surgery.... (Continue reading)

Secrets Of The Closet – Men Ain’t Friends

Written on 16 Feb, 2010 at 14:02 in Secrets of the Closet | viewed 130 times | 2 Comments

Hey, come in here. I got something to tell ya. If you think men just want to be friends, ladies - you're in for a surprise. Here's a secret from the closet that might save everyone some trouble. ... (Continue reading)