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My Afternoon With The Candidates

Written on 28 Oct, 2008 at 0:36 in Uncategorized | viewed 181 times | 5 Comments

With his lackeys in tow, Gov. Sarah Palin included, Sen. McCain gave what seemed to be a spirited Town Hall Meeting. That is, until I looked closer.... (Continue reading)

Back In Business

Written on 16 Oct, 2008 at 12:01 in Uncategorized | viewed 112 times | 0 Comments

“Well,” said Terry, “our bloodhound, Cooter, had gave birth to a buncha’ pups…and, well…we needed a place to store some.”... (Continue reading)

It’s A Real Zoo Out There

Written on 19 Aug, 2008 at 0:04 in Uncategorized | viewed 58 times | 0 Comments

This past weekend was the annual “Bring Your Asshole Pet to the Doolittle Shopping Center” event. I can’t even begin to describe the asinine amount of morbidly obese couples who decided that today, of ALL days, was the best time... (Continue reading)

Searching For My Soul Mate

Written on 13 Aug, 2008 at 0:18 in Uncategorized | viewed 53 times | 0 Comments

Greetings, most gracious readers. As I sit here at my desk in the Customer Service Department at the Doolittle Shopping Center Sears, I’ve become quite clear of one thing: I would like to find someone. My last real girlfriend was... (Continue reading)

Why For Art Thou?

Written on 4 Aug, 2008 at 11:02 in Uncategorized | viewed 80 times | 1 Comment

I recently took an afternoon off at my Sears Customer Service post to enjoy what I thought would be an afternoon of culture and class. I was sorely mistaken. My ill begot endeavor began innocuously enough. I jumped in my... (Continue reading)

A Reponse To Clear The Herkimer Name

Written on 27 Jul, 2008 at 23:35 in Uncategorized | viewed 88 times | 8 Comments

It has come to the attention of Mindaugus and myself that the Herkimer name has taken a lashing on this here website. To my dismay, fellow editorial writer Gerald Gunderson has made numerous attacks on me, my faithful ferret and... (Continue reading)

New Hot Plate And Old Complaints

Written on 22 Jul, 2008 at 5:35 in Uncategorized | viewed 1,259 times | 18 Comments

Perhaps we got off on the wrong foot. Thing is, it just gets so hectic around here at the Sears Customer Service desk, I rarely have a free minute to collect my thoughts. Whenever there’s an opportunity for a little... (Continue reading)

Why Can’t You People Just Be Happy?

Written on 14 Jul, 2008 at 7:16 in Uncategorized | viewed 92 times | 1 Comment

It seems more and more every day that my job at the Sears Customer Service counter is just not for me. If I receive one more complaint about the rotting hole in the ceiling of the woman’s changing room, it... (Continue reading)

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