Our hero! He was genetically engineered by McSir to either be the ultimate stealth agent or just fulfill his own intense
phallic obsession. Devouring peanut butter and acting like a monkey, Agent Kootex is a tampon like no other.
The slacker son of McSir. Boofer spends his time pondering
life and engaging himself in all types of illegal substances. He and Kootex spend their free time together talking and baking brownies.
Maxine was created by McSir to be a companion to Agent Kootex. She doesn't
much care for his fancy-free attitude but she does love to watch TV. Among her favorite programs is the heart-wrenchingly dynamic soap opera, "Love. Death. Soap."
The man behind the tampon. McSir is the boss of the operations and a father to Boofer. He may not be the most suave of leaders, but he's tough as nails.... Pretty pink press-on nails...
