Advice From The Six-Year-Old Curmudgeon

The six-year-old curmudgeon is here to give real advice to real questions from yahoo answers. You can click each question’s link to view the actual website where I am helping people learn life’s lessons.

Question #1 – How Do I Ignore Them?:
ok at my school there are a lot of wierd kids. Theres one kid how says inaproprit joke all throw the day. and other just take about thing that should not be talked at school. They curis all the time to. Now it is really geting on my nevis. Plz help.

JuliusBloop: You shouldn’t care what other people think because most kids are stupid idiots. There was a kid in my class with a learning disability so he couldn’t read good and everyone started laughing at him. That kid was me! I punched Jonathan Guthrie and he got a bloody nose and I got detention. It was worth it.

Question #2 – I need advice, my ex is moving to Mexico and my daughter is depressed….?:
my daughter lives with me and her mom is moving to Mexico with her husband. with the holidays here and her mom gone what can i do? what can i say? she is sad…

JuliusBloop: The saddest time I had was when my grandma told me I don’t get Christmas presents because Santa Clause isn’t real. So maybe if you tell her that she’ll forget about your ex!!!

Question #3 – Please tell me if this guy likes me?:
There is a really cute guy in my class, i sit beside my friend(everyone says he like her)so sometimes he looks our way and looks like hes dreaming, everyone says he always looks at her , but i swear i saw him look at me.how do i tell if he looks at me or her?

JuliusBloop: If he’s cross-eyed then he’s probably looking at both of you by accident. If he’s got regular eyes then put a note in his desk and tell him you love him a lot and want to eat ice cream together. Hopefully he’s not deathly allergic to ice cream or else you’ll look like a jerk for suggesting that.

Question #4 – Parents ?:
my parents always try and get back at me, they never except there wrong, what should i do?

JuliusBloop: Be thankful that you have parents that care about you. I live with my stupid grandma who makes me eat macaroni and cheese every night while she sits in her room smoking cigarettes and drinking beer. But if they really make you that mad then tell them you wish you were never born – parents hate that.