Ummmmm….I Pretend I’m Human is a work in progress. It’s a stab at something a little different because the creek of consciousness jokes have slowed to a trickle.
Glad you’re digging these stand up-ish rants, though.
I’m constantly afraid of birds peckcing me to death too… And who exactly do they think they are to constantly torture us with our inability to fly anyway?
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Needs more light. I can’t see you!
Birds are jackasses. Jackasses with wings. Smug winged jackasses.
If it’s any consolation, birds can’t ostentatiously brandish shotguns.
I really like this thing here. Personally, I think I Pretend I’m Human is kinda lackluster, but Creek Speak is gold, man, gold!
Says the fat alien.
Ummmmm….I Pretend I’m Human is a work in progress. It’s a stab at something a little different because the creek of consciousness jokes have slowed to a trickle.
Glad you’re digging these stand up-ish rants, though.
Says the other fat alien.
I am not fat, I am big tentacled!!!
Tweeting Jesus?
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I’m constantly afraid of birds peckcing me to death too… And who exactly do they think they are to constantly torture us with our inability to fly anyway?
CHAD!
MISTY!
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!