“You gave me strength. You held my hand.
You dried my womb. You gave me crabs.”
Those were the final prophetic words left by the one that got away. The one with glorious treats. The one named Marjorie Menopause.
We met at a church bake sale on the outskirts of Turdland. She was selling her famous rice crispy treats and I was just high enough to need one.
Andric has a secret he wants to reveal but rather than listening, daddy makes his son bring in the mail…at night…on Sunday?
Hey, you. Looking pretty good. I like that dress. Is it your grandmothers? She had style.
I tried a little something new in this installment. I hope you like it.
There’s nothing worse than a pimple on your lip. Except maybe getting tied to railroad tracks and not being saved by Popeye. That’s my short list of the worst things ever.
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety is your window into the mind of an average weirdo.
Jerry Bloop here with another one of life’s lessons! Swearing too much? Mouth like a sailor? No problem! Just make your mom buy bulk popsicles from the food store and wash that dirty mouth TASTY!
Here’s a quick story involving the need to impulse-buy new products and also throwing food away by accident.
Greetings from our crappy future! In this episode I discuss my work ethic, the problem with purple ray hddvdvds and the inconvenience of those stupid old flat panel TVs! I hate those burdock things!
Unsung Heroes of Subtlety is your window into the mind of an average weirdo.
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