I won't lie, guys. You know how everyone on TV says we're in a recession? Well, The General has been in a DEPRESSION for like 3 weeks. Leanne left me, I was failing school, I was actually GAINING weight again... (Continue reading)
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I struggle back and forth between being hot and cold so much you’d swear I was a menopausal woman. Also, I can no longer menstruate. And I hate your father.... (Continue reading)
I was recently interviewed by Chris Cameron of Angry Seafood. Thanks, Chris, for the opportunity to tell a joke about semen-flavored Gatorade.... (Continue reading)
Jolene has a casual encounter with a new boy and it might lead to a major change in her life... ... (Continue reading)
Why is maple syrup so expensive? Oh, that's right – because it’s tree blood. And the beaver is nature's vampire.... (Continue reading)
Nine Megamans are all you need now that this game is back again for the first time in forever! ... (Continue reading)
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Jerry is back with an important message for the people of the future. He also has some insight into a new flavor of potato chip.... (Continue reading)