I won’t lie, guys. You know how everyone on TV says we’re in a recession? Well, The General has been in a DEPRESSION for like 3 weeks.
Leanne left me, I was failing school, I was actually GAINING weight again lol. I made Gundomomz stock up on Hot Pockets because wtf, my diet isn’t working anyway. The bacon and cheese rules when I’m waiting in the queue for Eye of the Storm lol.
Thanks to The Lost News for recently bestowing Julius Bloop with the Brilliante Weblog Award for 2008.
I struggle back and forth between being hot and cold so much you’d swear I was a menopausal woman. Also, I can no longer menstruate. And I hate your father.
I was recently interviewed by Chris Cameron of Angry Seafood. Thanks, Chris, for the opportunity to tell a joke about semen-flavored Gatorade.
Why is maple syrup so expensive? Oh, that’s right – because it’s tree blood. And the beaver is nature’s vampire.
Nine Megamans are all you need now that this game is back again for the first time in forever!
Jerry is back with an important message for the people of the future. He also has some insight into a new flavor of potato chip.
I just didn’t know what to do. I stopped eating Hot Pockets, I stopped drinking Rockstar. Yeah, I went to school, but I wasn’t in the mood to learn anything. I even stopped showering every other day.
All aboard! This computer-animated film starring exotic fruit and a talking train is Sony’s answer to Madagascar 2.
Floating Together is an In Utero comic strip
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