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Archive for May, 2008

Perpetual Thought Machine - Segway Bridge Construction Delayed Due To Lack Of Interest

By julius bloop ⋅ May 15, 2008 ⋅ 2 comments

Sometimes, one little discovery can solve a great mystery. Like when your travel disc won’t start and suddenly you notice the Jupiter crystal is dirty or when Bea Arthur cast aside her lowly celebrity shell and was finally revealed as Mother of all CelibriGods.
Have you seen the new Heinz squeeze bottle that only combines ketchup, [...]

Alien From Galaxy 420, “Take Me To Your Nachos”

By julius bloop ⋅ May 13, 2008 ⋅ 2 comments

Olden times were stupid. Pegs legs and Morse code. Also, did antique hobos use wheelbarrows instead of shopping carts? The answer is…indubitably.
I want to open a bar and call it “The Internet.” Mankind’s prayers will be answered and people can finally go to the The Internet to get drunk. Ironically, it will not have WiFi [...]

Jolene Bloop - Great Outdoors

By julius bloop ⋅ May 10, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Jolene Bloop - Great Outdoors
Jolene decides to get some Vitamin D and blog from her roof…but nature is unpredictable and there may be a surprise in store.
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Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Comedy Meets Indie Rock

By julius bloop ⋅ May 9, 2008 ⋅ One comment

R3TV - Comedy Meets Indie Rock
This is some Canadian online show that did a bit about comedians being like indie rock stars. It has a few funny pieces and includes the likes of Tim and Eric, Eugene Mirman, Todd Barry, Dave Foley, Mary Lynn Rajskub and Patton Oswalt. Try to slug through the stupid opening [...]

Perpetual Thought Machine - My Flying Car Has A Flat

By julius bloop ⋅ May 9, 2008 ⋅ One comment

Downloadable food seemed like such a great idea when Applesoft introduced it in 2105 but I prefer to order my beef-flavored sustenance packets the old fashioned way – by text messaging Wal-Mart.
The easiest way to tell if someone’s a morning person is the setting on his or her Jogbot. My neighbor’s Jogbot is set to [...]

Uninformed Reviews - Videogames: April 2008

By julius bloop ⋅ May 6, 2008 ⋅ One comment

Wow, April! You were so awesome that I didn’t write about your games. Well, don’t worry, weirdos. I’m going back to the future like that Corey Feldman movie and writing reviews anyway!
Grand Theft Auto IV
After three grueling months in development, Bungie Studios has finally released the long awaited final chapter in this popular racing [...]

Secrets Of The Catholic Church Reveal Puppet Pope

By julius bloop ⋅ May 5, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Whenever I’m feeling particularly frustrated, I pop on a wonderful little diddy called Slaughtered by PanterA to cheer me up. Try it out for yourself PanterA - Slaughtered
I see dudes who are clearly queer dating women and looking prettier than them. So as far as this girl is concerned, I wonder if the joy of [...]

Maybe This Only Amuses Me - Mr. Show Clip

By julius bloop ⋅ May 4, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Mr Show with Bob & David - I’ll Marry Your Stupid Ass
Trying to choose a favorite sketch from the mid-90’s classic Mr. Show with Bob & David is nearly impossible but here’s one of the best. The way they take interesting comedic premises and cover all the bases surrounding the joke is second to none.

Jolene Bloop - Meet Janice

By julius bloop ⋅ May 2, 2008 ⋅ Post a comment

Jolene Bloop - Meet Janice
While Jolene is pre-occupied with her latest suitor, her mother, Janice, takes the opportunity to get something pressing off her chest.
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