2008 Floating Together Calendar – On Sale Now
JuliusBloop.com is proud to unveil the 2008 Floating Together Calendar. The perfect gift for Mother’s Day or other calendar-gifting appropriate events.
Julius Bloop’s marketing and research development team realizes it may appear silly to release a calendar three months into the new year because the calendar-starved masses have, no doubt, been satiated and all other consumers could give a crap about calendars.
Nevertheless, in order to stay competitive in the comedy calendar market, Floating Together – The Calendar is here till satisfy the niche calendar sector. The sector YOU’RE in.
Click here to buy your Floating Together calendar right now!
Seriously. Eff January through mid-March, anyway. What the hell did they ever do for us?
The calendar year shouldn’t even begin until we’ve woken up under piles of cig butts and half-drunk pints of green ale, covered by shame and a guy named Joey in the back alley of O’Malleys on the misty morning of March 18. Am I right?
Truer words have never been spoken. Especially in the world of calendars. Which is a small world. But not in the Disney kind of way. In the mall kiosk kind of way.